When You get Sexed Up and Whatnot.

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  1. CelticBalla32

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Jun 4 2007, 12:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>one thing that really pisses me off is that she stops when I get her off regardless of if ive gotten off or not.</div>
    What a little sneak. Just shove that thing down her throat and tell her you mean business.
     
  2. BrewCityBuck

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 4 2007, 12:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>What a little sneak. Just shove that thing down her throat and tell her you mean business.</div> CB32, thats the most perverted thing I've ever seen you post. :happy0144:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BrewCityBuck @ Jun 4 2007, 01:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>CB32, thats the most perverted thing I've ever seen you post. :happy0144:</div>
    Well hey, if one of my boys is getting played by his woman, he needs to show her what's up. Yankshater, this is a new Man Law. :drunk:
     
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    Women shouldnt get off before you unless your ALOT older.
     
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    <span style="font-family:Arial">I wish I could get my girlfriend off before myself.</span> :ranting:
     
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    So, how many people here are lying?
     
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    When you're banging your girl, just think of something else. seriously if you take you mind off the action, your stamina is a lot better. once she starts going off, refocus on the task at hand.
     
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    I'm into spanking more and more lately. I like to spank her through her tight jeans. Just turn her against the wall, take off my leather belt and go to work. Maybe stroke her a few times so she doesn't know when a blow is coming. I don't know why, but they always look at me with gratitude. Maybe they want to be punished for all they've gotten away with.Old man's lesson: If your girl brings this up as a joke, she's actually pretty serious and just doesn't want to put herself out there. That goes for anything. A woman's biggest fear is putting herself out there, and not getting the desired response.And sexually aggressive women. That doesn't mean loose women, just chicks that like sex and are eager to learn about my body and mind.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticBalla32 @ Jun 4 2007, 03:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well hey, if one of my boys is getting played by his woman, he needs to show her what's up. Yankshater, this is a new Man Law. :drunk:</div>I wouldnt call it getting played... it honestly takes me like 5 minutes to get her off, is not my fault though shes ridiculously horny last time we were together though she finished her job quite well, im looking forward to that happening in the future as well :happy0144:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (yankshater213 @ Jun 5 2007, 04:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>it honestly takes me like 5 minutes to get her off, is not my fault though shes ridiculously horny</div>or she's a good actor :happy0144: After all, 94% of women don't have vaginal orgasms.
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BluffCityBlue @ Jun 4 2007, 02:21 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Women shouldnt get off before you unless your ALOT older.</div>Says who?Our sex usually lasts about 15 minutes not counting all the foreplay and kissing an all that stuff. My GF gets off about 4-5 minutes into it. Then she sometimes gets off again right before I do at the 10-15 minute mark.You just have to know how to do it right..
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kobebryant_24OWNEDME @ Jun 5 2007, 12:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>or she's a good actor :happy0144: After all, 94% of women don't have vaginal orgasms.</div>falsehaha shes definitely not actingif you have half a brain you can tell if a girl fakes an orgasm its not a hard thing to tell, and she definitely doesn't...if I was with a girl that did that I would feel like sh*t and probably get really pissed off though
     
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    Well, my ex didn't do a lot of the stupid sh*t y'all have been talking about. She would at least take off all her clothes, do it with the lights on, get me off, without the covers on, etc. The most annoying thing she would do was like, get me started and then stop and go to the bathroom (I mean that she would walk off and use the bathroom, not that she would piss on me). So basically, this one time, we were f*cking and she just wanted to stop. It was pretty annoying. She also tried to do the licking the anus thing. That was pretty weird. She started licking around my ass and got closer and closer. I was like "Whoa, what are you doing?" It doesn't bother me so much, but it was f*cking awkward... it surprised me.
     
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    Haha, I saw a episode yesterday of That 70s Show where Eric was doing somehting like that and it pissed Donna off.
     
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    When she wakes up in the middle of it...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (His Greatness @ Jun 6 2007, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>When she wakes up in the middle of it...</div> :HAHAHA:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Jun 5 2007, 09:07 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well, my ex didn't do a lot of the stupid sh*t y'all have been talking about. She would at least take off all her clothes, do it with the lights on, get me off, without the covers on, etc. The most annoying thing she would do was like, get me started and then stop and go to the bathroom (I mean that she would walk off and use the bathroom, not that she would piss on me). So basically, this one time, we were f*cking and she just wanted to stop. It was pretty annoying. She also tried to do the licking the anus thing. That was pretty weird. She started licking around my ass and got closer and closer. I was like "Whoa, what are you doing?" It doesn't bother me so much, but it was f*cking awkward... it surprised me.</div>I got too much hair so no one would want to get near my ass. :dunno:
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ASUFan22 @ Jun 6 2007, 01:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I got too much hair so no one would want to get near my ass. :dunno:</div>I do too, that's part of why it was so surprising...
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Justice @ Jun 6 2007, 03:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I do too, that's part of why it was so surprising...</div> [​IMG] I thought you were one of those hairless white dudes. That is strange....
     
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (His Greatness @ Jun 6 2007, 12:34 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>When she wakes up in the middle of it...</div> :HAHAHA: thats one of the funniest posts ever
     

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