The Nurk injury update thread

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  1. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I hope they used the same Terminator type shit on Nurk that they did with THE HCP Jr.

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    I think it's safe to announce that we now have a new real ironman on the roster!
     
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    amazing what can be done with a cordless screwdriver and some coated deck screws!
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    I AM Mexican remember.
     
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    ok...so add in stucco and mortar
     
  7. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Hahaha that's what I thought.

    Sheesh

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Banned from MODA, you are!
     
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    I'd ban me too!
     
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  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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  11. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    "Season-ending surgery" LOL

    I can't stop laughing at this dolt.
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Wheel him out anyway!

    Can't be too careful.

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  13. theprunetang

    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    More like Bondo.
     
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  14. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Agreed
     
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    As others have stated we have 15 players on our roster. So we'd have to cut someone just to sign someone to a 10-day contract. They would be eligible for the playoffs if we signed them for the rest of the season assuming they weren't on another team at any point after March 1st.

    In theory we could sign Gortat and he'd be eligible for the playoffs. Who would you cut to make that happen though? Is cutting that person and adding even more luxury tax worth it?

    Aminu, Curry, Hood, Layman, and Kanter are the only players that don't have guaranteed money next year too. We can't cut any of those guys (in my opinion). It would be stupid to cut someone not on that list and have to owe them money next year for not being on the team too. So cutting Skal isn't really an option either, nor do I think that would be smart.

    Basically we're stuck with the roster as is.
     
  16. BBert

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  17. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Weren't you crammed into the basement watching on a monitor?

    Just like the rest of us?

    Doesn't count.

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    Or, and bear with my on this, a GM could not sign stupid contracts that put the team in a bad cap situation. :wink:
     
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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    Did you do that yourself?

    Nice handy work.

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    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    That is a real possibility.

    Every serious injury I've had on one side of my body has lead to an overcompensation injury on the other side.

    And back and forth we go.
     
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