Okay, time to take the darkness hanging over the board and turn it into some dark humor. Since the Blazers have suffered injuries to 2 of their top 3 players, if you were a voodoo practitioner, which 2 players on each of the teams contending for the playoffs in the West would you stick your pins into to level the playing field for the Blazers? Actually, I think since Portland is home to Voodoo Donuts, I think making a player donut and taking a bite out of it is preferable to the pincushion doll thing, but whatever works for you.
To approximate the Blazers, I'm leaving who I picture as their top (although debatable in some cases). Granted, I don't follow some of these teams much so my picks may not be the greatest. Warriors - Kevin & Klay Nuggets - Murray & Harris Rockets - Paul & Capela Jazz - Gobert & Crowder Clippers - Williams & Harrell Spurs - Aldridge & Gay Thunder - Westbrook & Adams
Messing around with a voodoo doll i bought on fat tuesday. Scaring people with it and pretended it could talk and having it host its own reality show, the doll asking girls to show their tits, just being an annoying drunk. Got nailed in the head from an flying bottle was bleeding bad (too crowded to be targeted, random bottle). Didn't get knocked over or out, but the EMTs wanted me to go to ER (which i didn't) The voodoo doll vanished.
Thunder: Westbrook... just stick him twice, like REALLY hard. Houston: Too obvious LAC: Double sticking Doc Rivers GS: Too many to list...
I put voodoo pins in a stuffed Pelican and left it a graveyard in NO before Game 3 last season. Obviously, it didn't work.
Okay. Just so we’re clear.... What do we do the other 364 days that “darkness” hangs over this board?
if this is an actual riddle my answer would be you would have to be a bar stool...just propping up assholes
