Hearing that Kanter is out for Game 4

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  1. SIeepwalker

    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    All this Skal hype after one good game is awfully reminiscent of Baldwin
     
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    Except Skal is actually good and has actually had some NBA success (however moderate it may be).
     
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    SIeepwalker The lone sane poster

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    I actually have hopes for Skal but let's not get too carried away is all I'm saying. There were people actually talking about trading CJ to start Baldwin
     
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    Anyone know if he keeps playing through it, is it the type of injury that can cause permanent damage if he doesn't get it taken care of?
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    Excellent question. Anyone?
     
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    And I called that out as ridiculous. Dude had a good couple games of defense and is an athletex but had poor PG skills, and was a mediocre to bad scorer at all 3 levels. Never understood the hype.
     
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    Is Malone actually a coach? Every time I've seen him miked up all he does is a bunch of rah rah bullshit.
     
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    This game is there for us ! *voice cracks* Come on guys ! *looks about to cry*
     
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    If that is a "normal basketball play", then Malone would have no problem if Meyers wound up and did that to Jokic or Murray. ... right?
     
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    A simple pre planned opposition ankle injury is all we need.
     
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    Its all the accidentals that make this post an instant classic! Im sure that was an accident too though. Lol
     
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    It’d be nicer if Meyers could sneak onto the Houston bench and do that to Durant instead
     
    SportsAndWhine, May 5, 2019
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    He isn't playing in this series anyhow. Ship him down to Texas for game four!
     
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    Jock Itch is going to absolutely destroy Meyers. God dammit all.

    I'm with some of you: I'd much rather see Skal out there. He at least seems to have good feet and balance, something Meyers has always lacked.
     
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    Meyers needs to take one for the team and just kick Jock Itch in the balls right during the opening tip.
     
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    When a player is falling the normal basketball play is to grab onto the nearest object to help break his fall.

    Sounds legit to me.
     
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    JockItch LOL
     
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    Announcers:

    Anderson: "And we are all set for the tip off."

    Mchale: "Myles Leotard lines up next to Joker. And the ball is in the air ...and Joker extend...OH MY!~"

    Anderson: "Joker is down! Joker is down!...."

    Mchale: "When Joker jumped for the tip... Myles knelt down and punched Joker in...in the privates!!!"

    Anderson: "......a scuffle is commencing....oh no....I have neve...."

    McHale: "The players are being separated and no other punches were thrown, as it seems this was a well crafted plan to start the game!!!...."

    Anderson: "....Ladies and Gentlemen, I am stunned and have never witnessed anything like this in all my years..."

    Mchale: "I'm sure Myles will be ejected and fined. How many games he will miss, we don't know."

    Anderson: "He has hardly played this series, but just made his money in one swift act. Portland should be embarrassed by this act."



    Meanwhile, Olshey is fielding calls left and right in his office, from agents of players who want to play with the newly crowned bad boys instead of against them.

    Now. How do we talk Meyers into selling his soul for the greater, long term good of the Blazers organization?
     
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    Tell him we'll let him play shooting guard for our summer league team.
     
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