Hearing that Kanter is out for Game 4

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  1. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    [Meyers in Stallone voice]

    Jock Itch is a fungus.

    (snarly face)

    And I'm the cure.
     
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  2. GoBlazersGo

    GoBlazersGo Well-Known Member

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    "I'm here to chew bubblegum and [eradicate fungus]... AND I'M ALL OUTTA BUBBLEGUM!"
     
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    Say Hello do Ma Lil Friend!!!!!!


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  4. LayneStaley

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    I don’t think anyone knows except Enes and Stotts but if I had to bet on it I’d say he plays today.
     
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    handiman Well-Known Member

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    Who do we have to sleep with to get that substituted for the Biofreeze patches for one game??
     
  6. Jade Falcon

    Jade Falcon Just to piss you off.

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    That would be savage as fuck if Walgreens sponsored tonights game with a Jock Itch advertisement. :biglaugh:

    I wouldn't stop laughing for decades.
     
  7. tykendo

    tykendo Don't Tread On PDX

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    Maybe Meyers can put that of that on his Utility Belt.
     
  8. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Na na na na... na na na na... Bat Meyers!
     
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  9. Natebishop3

    Natebishop3 Don't tread on me!

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    All of you saying to punch him in the nuts.... thats a temporary pain. I say have Sly steal his woman. He will go full Roy Hibbert and their franchise will collapse.
     
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    that's only half the na's needed...no damn shortcuts....this is the playoffs
     
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    will it be Doris Burke or Mchale?

    I know Scott Foster is the lead official...yuck
     
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  12. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Hopefully he's bet on the Blazers.
     
  13. Orion Bailey

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    Depends on if he bet straight up or the spread though....
     
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    Wonder why we keep getting stuck with this crew. I'd rather have Marv Dementia Albert and Chris Webber at this point.
     
  15. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Next round.
     
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    Cool. Something to look forward to....
    :dunno:
     
  17. BBert

    BBert Weasels Ripped My Flesh

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    That would look good on a sign. I'd love to see someone holding that on TV
     
  18. beast blazer

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    Jody allen
     
  19. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    He should wear a mask so no one knows it's him hahahha.
     
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    That has perks.
     
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