Just a hard fall down (Slam the point of the elbow) Charlie Horse to the right quad. Make it hurt every time he tries to push off with his right leg. I used to do this to my big brother all the time when he was messing with me. It works for a few hours.
What the hell. I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TIRED of fucking Mchale and him talking about basketball in the 80's. Give me more Doris Burke.
I'm so tired of every time Jokic makes a normal basketball play or a normal basketball pass the announcers go crazy for the next 5 minutes about how amazing and impressive it is that someone 7 feet tall can walk, breath, and think at the same time. It's an insult to tall people, as if someone 7 feet tall is not expected to be able to tie their own shoes or recite the alphabet. Even the most mundane plays by this dick are hailed as never before seen transcendental game changing excellence. Someone just tuning in would think JockItch is the best big man in history. Not even close. God I'm tired of this narrative. The NBA needs better script writers. And better shills.