Blazers Fans CRACK me up

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  1. Scalma

    Scalma Well-Known Member

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    I just want you to know, that you wrote all that, and I stopped reading after the first two words. Now beat it nerd.
     
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    GhostOfPGA The late great Paul Allen

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    I root for the east always lol
     
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    We got swept by the greatest team of all time, not to worried about that one. We made it to the WCF finals after 19 years with a very flawed team missing our second best player and by our other big played through a seperated shoulder as well as being unable to eat or drink during the day, Aminue couldn't as well.
    I'm not losing any sleep over this season and as a bandwagon fan have fun not knowing if you should root for GS or NY next year.
     
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    B-Roy If it takes months

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    Always laughed at this as well. Also when they refer to the team as "we" when trying to gloat. Who the fuck are you kidding, fandom is free, but it doesn't make you Steph, Klay, Dray....etc.
     
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    Jon mr. 300

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    there's a good part of California?
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    LA on the beach is pretty chill. San Diego is good too.

    Never go east of the 405, except for Tacos or Dim Sum.


    But seriously, the Bay Area is wack as fuck. lolz There's no way this guy is in any cool inner circle either. probably lives with his moms out in Daly City to save money so he can buy some SUPEREME Hypebeast shit.
     
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    GhostOfPGA The late great Paul Allen

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    The Bay Area sucks dick. Literally and figuratively.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The only good part of the Bay Area is the Marina District and North Beach.

    Everywhere else is filled with nerds, homeless crackheads, cucks, or annoying liberals.
     
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    dviss1 Emcee Referee

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    You probably became a fan in 2014.
     
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    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    Man I'm going there for the long weekend.
     
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    oh, i know about the LA/Anaheim/Orange county area. my moms side of the family lives down there. i was just bustin your balls, hahaha.
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Its easy to get laid since the dudes are such fucking losers.
     
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    I don't mind if he trolls us. He's not pretending to be a Blazer fan so it's okay with me.
     
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    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    happily married. Need food recs.
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    You swept us without our number two player and HIS backup being injured. OUR number one player being hurt.


    If your gonna come in here and talk shit.... no offense, Paint the whole picture. Not just your biased view.....

    Troll.....
     
    Orion Bailey, May 21, 2019
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    GO BUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KD is house shopping in the big apple over the next 9 days.....it was cute that he joined you just to get rings and bail....you guys are going to see a lot of that.
     
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    my wife's older brother
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The Codmother for Fish and Chips if you're by Fisherman's Wharf.
    Wayfare Tavern for Fried Chicken
    San Tung for Chicken Wings
    Mission District for Tacos/Burritos
    Walk around Chinatown and get some baked goods/pastries
    Coffee in North Beach. I like Cafe Trieste
    Swan Oyster if the line isn't too bad. The donut shop by there is good too.
    Went here last time: https://www.floressf.com/ pretty solid for upscale mexican, good date/brunch spot.
     
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    illmatic99 formerly yuyuza1

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    will add to my list. gracias
     
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    You might be more correct than you think.
     
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