Tap that sucker with a hammer! Sometimes that’ll do it but it’s not a fix by any means. Of course you’ll need another set of hands to turn over the ignition at the same time.
Check out some old time radio. Jack Benny is my favorite, start somewhere around 1938 or so. Also Duffy's Tavern is a riot.
I'm sure he did pay a ton of money to fake his death, and right after he paid the money they killed him.
Who knows?...I hardly ever get surprised anymore...I may get disappointed every now and then but I hardly ever get surprised.
Jack Benny is one of my all time favorite comedians. Did you know he's still only 39 years old? Yep, we're the same age.
Couple things. This is the first report I’ve heard that mentions the first suicide attempt including a bedsheet around the neck. Of multiple reports I’ve read, all said he was found unconscious or “injured” with bruising on the neck. No mention of of a bedsheet dangling from his neck. Also, there is camera footage now? Wasn’t it widely reported that the cameras were off or broken? There was supposed to not be any way of knowing who may have come and gone from the cell block, now they nonchalantly mention that they have footage proving the guards didn’t do just that. There is a lot of conflicting information here. All that aside, conspiracy or not, these guards are being used as patsies. The article itself mentions a source familiar with this occupation and these type of criminal charges claiming they have never seen such heavy handed punishment handed down in these type of situations. The whole thing isn’t getting any less weird.
We've withheld the video footage because it will be used in our major motion picture to be released for Christmas, "Epstein Didn't Kill His Elf" barfo
The expected cover story is leaking like an old worn out pair of pantyhose. And Epstein didn't kill himself.
After the first so-called suicide attempt, he denied that he had attempted suicide. He hinted that his cellmate had tried to kill him. Years earlier, Florida prosecutors declined to prosecute. They said an intelligence agency waved them off. Epstein's compromising of powerful men was exactly what such agencies do all the time to acquire blackmail power. When he was found guilty, he lost any motive to keep secrets, so I 50-50 expected his murder.
