Forum Game F One, Marry One, Kill One

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  1. yankeesince59

    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    1. Melania Trump (I'd tie Donald up, and make him watch)

    2. My wife. (because she's perfect for me)

    3. Jeffrey Epstein (just to keep the narrative going)
     
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    Oprah, Lizzo, Missy Elliott
     
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    Shaboid Well-Known Member

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    Damn, that's a tough one
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Too easy. Marry Oprah, kill Lizzo (just for that Laker game thong dance), and "get ur freak on" w/Missy.
     
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    That's my thought process too
     
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    You really don't understand the game, my man
     
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  7. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    You marry Supergirl and kill Wonder Woman and then nobody would dare mess with you.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    If those are my only choices than I'm gonna kill all three.
     
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    Kill Supergirl because she's underage, marry wonder woman because I'm a true American, f Catwoman because MEEEEOOOOOWWW
     
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    My response to this would get me on a watch list, so I refuse. I will say one thing though, we all know who I'm getting into.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Damn good.
     
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    F Kevin Love with BGD's robot penis because I mentioned that in a previous thread. Marry Blake because he actually has a sense of humor. Kill Benedict Arnold, eh hem, sorry, LaMarcus Aldridge.
     
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    PtldPlatypus Let's go Baby Blazers! Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    Flawless logic.
     
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    My brother just hit me with this one:

    All from 90's cartoons specifically

    Optimus Prime

    Donetello

    Wolverine
     
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    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    Well you can’t kill Wolverine. Basically impossible. I’m opposed to sex with robots. So I guess I have to fuck Donatello, Marry Wolverine (quite the trophy wife), and kill OP. Sorry bro.
     
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    My thought process was f wolverine because he is at least somewhat human and marry Donatello (we would get along best). But yeah, Optimus Prime has gotta die, sadly.
     
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    Baby Yoda

    Degobah Yoda

    Ghost Yoda
     
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    PDXFonz I’m listening

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    Kristin Ledlow
    Dorris Burke
    Hubie Brown
     
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  19. Sedatedfork

    Sedatedfork Rip City Rhapsody

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    . I think I would rather fuck a turtle (cool story) than marry a turtle.
     
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    Alright, who is the one deleting responses to dumb ass post like this one?
    @SlyPokerDog @Chris Craig
     

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