Is This Whiteside's Best Season as a Pro?

If you would have been kitten instead of cat. Normal people love kittens and hate cats.

 

Here I was, gonna give you some Burgerville. Then you had to tell me you disliked me.

 

Did I ever tell you about the time I conked a stray cat on the head with a broom?

I cried. I wasn't trying to hurt it. It showed up on my front porch years ago and started to fight with our outdoor cat (honestly the only cat I ever loved)

I was just trying to shoo it away and accidentally got it with the hard plastic.

Now that was a long time ago but it could have been you. After your Burgerville quip I don't feel bad anymore.

 

Stop playing hard to get. It gets my motor going.