OT What Sly Said

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  1. kjironman1

    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    I just want to know how much toilet paper everyone has?

    I got about as much as i usually have. A 48 pack from costco lasts about 2-3 months for us? Do i really need more than that?

    The guy next door has 8 packages? Pretty much 2 years worth. Is that the going number?
     
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    barfo triggered obsessive commie pinko boomer maniac Staff Member Global Moderator

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    I rented a warehouse in NW Portland (I won't give you the address for obvious reasons) and have filled it with 127 pallets of toilet paper. I have another 300 pallets on order, but it's not clear when they will be delivered. Should be enough to last me through the pandemic. This may seem like overkill, but as you all know I'm full of shit.

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    I have one new 8 roll pack of toilet paper and the last roll from previous pack.

    Not true that cats don't hear.
    Cats don't demand their rights, they just expect them. They know they are the superior species. We exist to serve them.
    Dispute that? Try finding your way around a pitch dark garden. Or jumping to the top of a 6' fence in one leap.
     
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    We have four cats. Two of them absolutely hear and learn, they know thier names. They look up and come to us when we call them by name.
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    So the pandemic is going to last for the next couple decades?
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    Lucia, like all my cats, knows her name. She comes when called, if she feels like it.
     
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    yankeesince59 "Oh Captain, my Captain".

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    This is true...and make no mistake about it, NO ONE "owns a cat"...it's their world, and we're just guests.
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    We have a few rentals. (some) Dogs are OK, but no cats. Cat urine is unmistakable and some renters can't be depended upon. We've learned by experience.
     
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    Just rip all the carpets out. Never rent to a cat.
     
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    So dog urine is mistakable?

    For what?

    barfo
     
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    Well it could be turtle pee also? I guess? Both are puddles on the floor right?
     
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    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    It's covert, silly.
     
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