Dear God, please don't eat cat food. I'll drop off something you can eat right at your front door. I'll even make it tasty if you'll promise me that you won't eat any cat food. Come on, where's your will to live.
It was a joke, which apparently wasn't clear. I was saying that I currently have sex 50 times a week (the supermodels are VERY demanding). Adding 2 times per week to that makes 52, but probably wouldn't add 12 years to my lifespan, since it is only a 4% increase. barfo
My joke didn't depend on your joke being a joke or not, hence my joke appears to have failed. Hope your happy that you have destroyed my day. Now, I'm going to run off and cry in a great big glass of beer. Thanks a lot for turning my grin to a frown. What do you do in your spare time, pull the wings off flies?
I used to have a cat (Hobbes) who would only eat dog food...but not just any dog food. Not sure if they still make it but it was made by "Mighty Dog" and came in a tuna can size...Hobbes' preference was "Turkey and Bacon"...I remember when I'd open the can I could easily smell it...I swear that stuff smelled good enough to put on crackers...smelled just like well, real turkey and bacon.
No no no, the cat food is for Lucia. I would never eat her food, it's for her. I'd feed myself to her before I'd let her go hungry.
Yeah, I know. Unfortunately, the soil is pretty darned wet in the garden right now. I'll probably wait a couple more weeks and then plant.
