I think we all know by now Denny Crane will never be heard from again on this board. Word is his condo door was kicked in by the SDPD after a requested welfare check and no response to the doorbell. Aside from an autographed 8x10 glossy of Austan Goolsbee on the mantel, a beer-stained coaster from The Open Seas, and some muddy dog-paw prints on the lime-green shag rug, the place was empty. Interviews with his previous neighbors in Chicago, IL and Lake Oswego, OR yielded no clues as to his whereabouts or whether foul play was involved in his disappearance. Maybe if everyone shares their theory, we can arrive at the truth. If you've ever played Clue, or seen the movie, you know what to do.
Another day passes with no word. I'm getting the willies. Sly, why don't you phone his giant yacht to ask the crew to check on him in his penthouse.
Denny Crane would obviously have posted here lately, were it not for the fact that he's as dead as Joe Biden's chance to be President. His career field of pocket-padding is not on the essential job list, so he'd be locked down with nothing to do just like most of you. Stop pretending.
+First, I hope he ok and his family the same. With this Virus wrecking everything, that was the first thing on my mind. Most probably, he is in a log cabin in Idaho.
