OT Do you fold, wad, or wrap?

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Do you fold, wad, or wrap?

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  1. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    The following are some interesting percentages on toilet paper use taken from a Kimberly Clark survey in July 5th, 2000. It shows that more men "fold" and more women "wad".

    40% fold or stack, 40% wad or crumple, 20% wrap it around their hand.
    52% (Men) & 38% (Women) are "folders"
    38% (Men) & 52% (Women) are "wadders"
    6% (Men) & 6% (Women) have no preference
    4% (Men) & 3% (Women) don't know
     
  2. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    Toilet paper is intended to provide a means of cleaning the user's anal and/or genital region typically after defecation or urination. It has several other secondary uses such as nose care, removing makeup, cleaning mirrors, covering toilet seats, and cleaning glasses (Charmin.com).

    Toilet paper is intended to be used by everyone with a standard digestive system (including a colon and anus). Some individuals such as those with necrotizing enterocolitis (an acute inflammatory disease of the bowel), imperforate anus (absence of anal opening) or Hirschsprung's Disease (a condition in which the nerves controlling bowel function are abnormal) would be using colostomy bags and would probably not benefit from toilet paper. They still may use it for its secondary uses.

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    The standard size of one sheet of toilet paper is 4.5" x 4.5". The diameter of the roll varies, but is usually around 4.5". The standard number of sheets in a roll is 1000 for one-ply and 500 for two ply. Some brands of toilet paper have less sheets and are of a smaller size sheet (and those sheets used in the vatican are holy sheets.) The average roll weighs approximately 227 grams (.5lbs) including the cardboard tube.

    One-ply means a single layer of tissue and two-ply consists of two layers of tissue. Two-ply is not necessarily twice the thickness. In fact, one-ply is made of a 13# thickness paper versus two-ply which consists of two layers of 10# thickness paper. Oddly, people use about the same amount of sheets (when comparing one-ply and two-ply), but less paper is therefore used with one-ply. When comparing prices of one-ply (1000 sheets) and two-ply (500 sheets), one-ply is slightly more expensive but on average lasts twice as long. One-ply will also tend to break down faster in a septic system.

    Tissue softness is an important design quality and this is usually achieved with a process called "creping." During the drying process, the toilet paper sheet is adhered to one large steel cylinder to dry and is then scraped (or "creped" off) by a metal blade. This process imparts flexibility and stretch into the sheet, while lowering the strength and density, resulting in soft tissue products. (Georgia-Pacific)

    The average roll of toilet paper, in an average household, in the most-used bathroom of the house lasts approximately five days. Consumers use approximately 8.6 sheets of paper per toilet use. This is a total of 57 sheets per day and 20,805 sheets per year (42 rolls of two-ply or 21 rolls of one-ply). 68% of consumers hang toilet paper with the first sheet going over the roll, while 25% prefer to hang the first sheet under the roll.(Charmin)

    A survey administered to a sample population of 106 people by a Steve Silverman, a science teacher in Albany, shows the following wiping statistics:

    44% wipe from front to back from behind their backs.
    60% look at the paper after they wipe.
    50% say that they have wiped with leaves.
    8% have wiped with their hands.
    2% have wiped with money.


    Silverman's survey shows that 44% of people asked wipe from front to back. A registered nurse and acquaintance claims that wiping from the back to front is actually more sanitary for men. The geometry of the region creates a natural collection area when wiping to the front. This direction is better suited for men only, women will risk the chance of urinary tract infections and should wipe in the opposite direction.

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  3. CupWizier

    CupWizier Well-Known Member

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    Hold on, let me post a video and demonstrate how it is used.
     
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    Im a two section dude!
     
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    Ummm. Im a wet wipe boy. Tp is actually dirty and does little to sanitize dat ass!!
     
  6. Chris Craig

    Chris Craig (Blazersland) I'm Your Huckleberry Staff Member Global Moderator Moderator

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    I fold
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    I raise.
     
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    LOL...yeah, we have too much time on our hands (maybe shit too if we don't use TP correctly)
     
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    bodyman5000 and 1 Lions, Tigers, Me, Bears

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    Reminds me of two and a half men when the kid sat down at the dinner table and they asked him if he washed his hands.

    Kid says "I wrap my arm like an oven mitt"
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Good God, man, have we sunk to this?
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    That's why I shower every time I use the toilet.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Are you Scottish?
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Hey, this is beginning to get a little disgusting. Not there quite yet so don't stop until I yell UNCLE.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    This makes me curious. Did you go to engineering school?
     
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    WARNING....
    Plucking your nose hairs can be fatal – leading to a grisly death at the hands of meningitis or brain abscesses. ... When the hair follicles are pulled out, the germs canjump in – and those infections can be lethal. 'The veins that drain the blood to the from the nose, lead to the vein that drain the brain.
     
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    Just a bit laddy
     
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    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    So... germs can swim upstream, against the current, in veins with one-way valves?
     

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