OT The Home Isolation Thread- What are you doing?

Was the line super long? ( not that waiting in line is a huge deal with al l;the time everyone has these days)? I was out this morning and wanted to get a coffee for the wife and I on the way home. I passed two Human beans, a Starbucks and a Dutch Bros. Every place had at least a 5 car deep line... I kept rollin on and hooked up the new Kuereg as soon as I got home.

 

So last night created my own pub quiz with friends over zoom. It was a lot of fun. Going to do this weekly I think. Things did get out of hand though and I set my wife on fire. She’s fine though.

 

Be careful with Zoom. Man.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/04/the-zoom-app-has-a-lot-of-security-problems.html

 

With Zoom, he probably had a hacker recording it all and it will be viral in a day . Just keep searching dude sets wife on fire. Remember what he looks like form the comedy club clip? You will recognize him.



BTW @Sedatedfork working on any new material while in lockdown and ready to hit the stage when this lifts? I liked your last one.

 

I was out at 2:30 and didn't see anything. Live at the bottom of the map just east of MacDonald ranch. Didn't see anything so I went upstairs and played videogames. If I would have seen the map before I would have waited. Fuck

 

@SlyPokerDog We took flaming shots of Chartreuse. Her hand caught on fire. Got it all on video. The horrified looks of the zoom audience was priceless

 

I did write some new material. My last performance was at a retirement home lol

 

I got burned too today. Fiancee was using the indoor smokeless grill and put it on the stove. Acidentally turned the wrong burner on. Shit started melting (plastic parts) and then caught fire. I got it and took to balcony. Unfortunately I stepped in some of the liquid melted plastic (still on fire). Could have been much worse but I have some blister burns on my big toe.

 

This is in addition to my knee strain I've been dealing with the last 2 weeks.inwas finally getting better.

 

Well, if those were your two regrets in college then I'd say everything turned out fine.

Wait, past girlfriends gave you regrets? Pffff

 

I've actually never played TG16, but that game looks fun! Love me a good wrasslin' game!

 

HA! “Fiancé” HA!

 

Moon Bread

3/4 cup warm water

1 pkg. of Pillsbury Hot Roll Mix

1 egg

1 T melted butter

2 tsp. Garlic powder

2 or 3 tsp dried basil

1 or 2 tsp oregano

1/2 tsp paprika

1/2 cup parmesan

1/2 cup sliced black olives

1/2 cup sliced green olives

grated sharp cheddar cheese (1/2 cup to 1 cup depending on how important cheesy goodness is to you)

Dissolve yeast packets that come with the mix in the water. Add the eggs and melted butter (cooled). Then stir in the mix, spices, and parmesan. Slowly incorporate olives and shredded cheddar. Put in a very large bowl and spread a bit of oil over the top—cover bowl with saran wrap. Let rise until double. Punch down. You can then make into rolls and place on non-stick cookie sheet or cookie sheet lightly coated with olive oil or butter. Let rise again. Cook in a 350 degree oven until done, 40-60 minutes for the hubcaps, and about 30 min for rolls. Brush with garlic butter.

Eat. Repeat.

 

gonna deny us fans footage?????

 

Ha, okay I will see if I can find my footage. I wrote a few jokes catered to the retirement home. Let me see if I can find it.

Edit: Ok, I found it. Only about 50% new material. Not as dynamic as my first video, but hey, this was a tough crowd lol. This was my 3rd performance, but that was like 6 months ago and I haven't performed since then. Just been too busy with work. I need to work more on my pace and leaving pauses for laughter. Also, I think I was definitely more nervous for this show since I didn't have any friends or family in the audience.

 

Bank account number: 1234567890
Routing number: Route 66
Card number: 1234567890
Name on card: Frank Smith
Expiration date: 2001
CVV#: 123
SS#: 123-45-6789
Mothers maiden name: Smith
Favorite pet: Rover

Hope this tells you something about me and how much I trust you.
ps This information is secret so don't you dare share it with anyone else in here. Mum's the word.