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Yes, but not all the way up to Portland! Hahaha

 

I'm at least 350 miles southwest from Portland! Get a Prius! Take the cruise! If the Rueben is cold it's free, right?

 

No shit. I get those ads every fucking day!

 

And in 30 minutes or less.

 

Hahahaha

 

There's never been less traffic between Oregon and California!

 

Colts need to go back to Baltimore.
The Cardinals football team and the Cardinals baseball team need to go back to St. Louis.
The Oklahoma City Thunder needs to go back to Seattle and be renamed the Sonics.
The Utah Jazz need to trade with the New Orleans Pelicans and then change the name of the Pelicans to the Mormons or something else Utah related.
I don't know where the Rams are but they need to be in LA.
Houston's football team needs to be renamed The Oilers.
The Raiders need to reside permanently in Oakland never to move again.
Portland's Hockey team needs to be renamed the Buckaroos.
Any Portland Baseball team needs to be called The Beavers.
Do this and I might crack a smile.

 

Well, dammit, deliver here. That is not a request.