OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

Cuomo's lack of understanding here is somewhat shocking. People running out of food and becoming homeless doesn’t quite make his list of priorities. He’s about as bright as his dipshit, lying, pretend basement dweller brother Fredo. He said if people want to work then they can go get an essential job. His job is about as non-essential as they come.

 

Between the heat coming and the bleach option I think we are all set with this thing.

 

Derp derp

 

New York is the last place that should be open. Hardest hit by a significant amount.

Shit sucks because rent is so fucking expensive in NY and unemployment benefits won't cover it for most living in the city.

 

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President To Dispense Medical Advice On New 'Dr. Trump Show'
April 24th, 2020

U.S.—Fox has announced an exciting new program, The Dr. Trump Show, where the president dispenses medical advice and pontificates aloud on the intricacies of detailed medical issues.

Trump will take questions from callers and guests on what to do about their various medical ailments.

On the pilot episode, available to watch now on Hulu, Trump helped a woman with coronavirus symptoms. "What you want to do, in my opinion -- and keep in mind I'm not a doctor but I do play one on TV -- what you want to do is drink baking soda and vinegar. You'll explode like a volcano. The coronavirus comes right out, erupting everywhere. Plus, it'll look hilarious."

One man called in saying he had an upset stomach. A concerned Trump thought for a moment before responding, "Just have someone shout down your throat. Stomach bugs hate loud noises. Hate 'em. It'll come right out."

Trump's final guest had his arm fall off, and the audience watched in horror as Trump tried to duct-tape it back on. "That oughtta do it," he said as he sent the man away on a stretcher.

Near the end of the show, Trump gave his "one-minute update" where he tells everyone about his latest research into medicine. "Been experimenting on monkeys. That's been great, great research. They're all dead now, though. Anyone have any more monkeys?"

Other cures Trump touted during the hour-long program included the following:

• Don't have a birthday between June 21 and July 22 to avoid Cancer
• Set traps to avoid the invisible enemy: ninjas.
• Eat as many hamburgers as possible so there's no more room for viruses
• Stare at the sun for 10 minutes to burn out any vision problems
• Hold your breath to suffocate a virus
• Inject liberal tears into your bloodstream, "works on any ailment."

Some medical professionals criticized the show, though all agreed Trump's advice was better than that given by Dr. Oz.

 

Then Cuomo needs to put measures in place to ensure a freeze on rent/mortgage and put food on people’s tables. Seems like a better response than trying to play ‘tough guy’ with a bunch of hungry desperate people who’ve been paying his salary for way too long. Just shows how out of touch he is. He has none of the same concerns as the average individual.

 

Good one mencia.

 

Fire Deborah Birx?

 

@magnifier661 You're a fellow Californian, so I'm curious how you feel about the job Gavin Newsom is doing in response to COVID-19.

 

I think he’s done a good job so far. I have things I disagree with but I think he has the best interest of the state in mind.

 

Yeah, I think the same. He's seemed steady and competent.

 

Agreed. He’s a very measured person. Kinda reminds me a bit of Obama. I suspect he will be running for President one day.

 

She doesn't want to get on Trump's bad side (as she probably is now.) It wouldn't surprise me if Trump gets rid of Fauci at some point.

 

anytime schwoog.

 

Nah.

I thought New Yorkers were the hardest motherfuckers in America. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere?

They should be the most resilient of our population, being all smart and educated and shit. It's the dumb hicks and trump supporters that need to be saved.

 

Well golly, who didn't see that coming.

 

Well, it will be 14-20 days before we really see the issue with opening too soon, but I'm not real hopefull unfortunately.