<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pacers fan forever @ Jul 18 2007, 12:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Man, I'm mostly muscle buddy. You have no idea. I have a standing vert of 30 inches, I can run the 100 in near 10 seconds, I can run the mile in 5 minutes. I am in much better physical condition than 99% of you. I'd be willing to bet that</div>No, you don't. I can tell by your size that you can't.You could outrun most people in the Olympics with that time.Running a mile in 5 minutes would probably win a couple of high school's championship.You can tell when someone is mustle and when someone has man boobs. We all can tell you have man boobs by the way they stick out of your shirt.I'm curious, what is your bench/squat/power clean max?Oh yes, people smoke to relieve stress... Comparing that to eating a snake is stupid.Disclaimer: I don't smoke, nor do I support it. I also don't like the smell of smoke.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pacers fan forever @ Jul 18 2007, 12:10 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I'd think I could make a D1 basketball team as a walk-on, or a scholarship at a small schoolAnd I seriously can run a mile in under 6 minutes</div>OK, you just went over the edge there. You are on your middle school team, Im assuming, and you havent played a second of high school ball and you think that you could walk-on to a D1 school? Your f*cking crazy!
Yes I can, why should I argue with you guys?Gosh, I get in these stupid arguments when theirs now way to prove, oh well, I'll let you guys think what you want
I need to start working out before I get man-boobs. I think im in the clear but my dad has some minor man-boobs and I dont want to look like a black pff EVER.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (PrimeTime @ Jul 18 2007, 12:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I need to start working out before I get man-boobs. I think im in the clear but my dad has some minor man-boobs and I dont want to look like a black pff EVER.</div>Are you kidding! Hes mostly muscle. I want to have big saggy pecks like PFF! :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BluffCityBlue @ Jul 18 2007, 12:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>And your not mostly muscle...you have man boobs. ^muscle^man boobs^PFFYou can see from the shadows on his shirt he is ALOT more like the manboob pic than the muscle pic.</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: Post of the year... Dude :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (BluffCityBlue @ Jul 18 2007, 12:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^PFFYou can see from the shadows on his shirt he is ALOT more like the manboob pic than the muscle pic.</div>Thats a D1 athlete right there
LolI feel bad for PFF. enough kids, you do know you're supposed to be nice to kids like PFF - 10 years from now he will finally accumulated all of our addresses and will kill us all one by one. PFF knows all, smokers are bad, and even if he wanted to (he doesn't want to), he could dunk on lebron james....
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (JRICH23 @ Jul 17 2007, 10:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I met the biggest loser today playing some pick-up basketball at a friends church. Ok, were playing and I get the ball I hit a three pointer and then this guy, who is a 23 year old 5'10'' mexican, says "Oh White boy hit a shot thinks he is Kobe, too bad your white and you suck." I was just thinking "what is this guy talking about" and blew it off. Later on I take it to the basket and score on a layup, the dude then says, "Wow tall white kid can drive too." I just blew that off too. Then later after I score on a fast break he says "Let me guard Whitey, show him how to play basketball." I was thinking "HELL YEAH!" So Next 2 plays I hit 2 threes in his face and said "Good Defense" He then got all offended and said "It aint sh*t, Ill take you to the hole everytime." He then takes a pull-up three-pointer and it gets stuck in between the rim. A little later it was game point, my teams ball and I take a step back top of the key three-pointer, as the shot is in the air I hear the dude say "Thats way off." The shot goes in and then I walk over to him and say, "Hey man, stick to soccer." I felt so good after that.</div>Ah, there's nothing better than absolutely tearing down someones ego when they think they are amazing. I've played plenty of people like and it just amazes me how they think they are God's gift to basketball. Probably the best thing related to that is when they're trying REALLY hard on defense and you're not trying at all and you still score. The even better thing is they know you're not trying and they get even more mad...
He brings it on himself though. When he brags about himself, posts his picture, etc. He judges others for things he shouldn't.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SBoyd415 @ Jul 18 2007, 12:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>^ PFF</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
This kid who went to my school named Ryan. First of all he was just freaky looking. He had a lazy eye and turrets that made him twitch his head back every 5 seconds. Then he would think he was the most athletic kid ever. Like in gym he would try to act all good when really he sucked ass. He also said he could get any girl he wanted, which everybody laughed at. He tried asking out this one chick and got denied and said he denied her. I do feel a little bit bad for him, but some of the stuff he brings upon himself.
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SirLaker @ Jul 17 2007, 10:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Yeah, I guess. But I honestly don't think PFF could run a mile in 5 minutes.Do you? You play soccer, so I don't know what to believe.</div>And you call yourself handsome? Just for the record, I'm thirteen, 5'11 141 pounds and I run a 5:54 mile
<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Pacers fan forever @ Jul 18 2007, 12:00 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Man, I'm mostly muscle buddy. You have no idea. I have a standing vert of 30 inches, I can run the 100 in near 10 seconds, I can run the mile in 5 minutes. I am in much better physical condition than 99% of you. I'd be willing to bet that</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: I doubt it. I can run 100 in 9 seconds though. But I'm not bragging saying I'm in better physical condition then everyone else.
This is one of the funniest threads I've ever read. My God, I was just crackin up. PFF, post a picture of yourself playing basketball as well as a pic of you running for a track team and we'll believe you, but right now you're trying to prove how athletic you are over a basketball forum and quite frankly you're not doing a very good job.
There was this one guy in my claass last year, smart as hell but he is a LOT worse than nerds exaggerated on TV. He goes around really being Einstein, bucks his teeth, you know. I feel kinda sorry for him though cause he has no one to hang out with so he talks to the tech teachers all the time..
It is possible that PFF could be stronger than what u guys thinkWhen you exercise with heavy weights you get bigger and stronger.| You will not be cut up and your muscles will be less visible.|IF you balance it out with light weight exercising, you can get cut up exposing your muscles more.|A fat person can be a hell of a lot more muscular than or person who is more cut up.|I highly doubt this is the case with PFF tho. Balla looks more like that type of person than PFF.|ie. Linebackers and construction workers.|then again who am I to talk.. I'm a skinny nig.
