Religion Jerry Falwell Jr.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  1. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    And you're sure about that. Gotcha.
     
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    Literal definition.
     
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    His father was an open racist. Liberty University started as segregation academy. He defended apartheid in South Africa. He was never moral. Just a gay hating misogynistic bigot.
     
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    missed the joke i see.
     
    Strenuus, Aug 24, 2020
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    I admire his stick-to-it-iveness. And I'm not going to judge his fetishes.
     
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    I don't care what consenting adults do in private. He can have all the threesomes he wants. But he built a career on denying others that right. Birth control is fine for his wife but not other women. They can sleep with whomever they like but I can't choose my partner or spouse. None of them are moral. Bigots and grifters. No wonder they like Trump.
     
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    And if these words you do not heed
    Your pocketbook just kinda might recede
    When some man comes along and claims a godly need
    He will clean you out right through your tweed
    ("That's right, you asked for it, remember there is a big difference
    Between kneeling down and bending over . . .")
    He's got twenty million dollars
    In his Heavenly Bank Account . . .
    All from those chumps who was
    Born again
    Oh yeah, oh yeah
    He's got seven limousines
    And a private plane . . .
    All for the use of his
    Special Friends
    Oh yeah, oh yeah
    He's got thousand-dollar suits
    And a Wembley Tie . . .
    Girls love to stroke it
    While he's on the phone
    Oh yeah, oh yeah
    At the House of Representatives
    He's a groovy guy . . .
    When he Gives Thanks
    He is not alone . . .
    He is dealin'
    He is really dealin'
    IRS can't determine
    Where The is
    It is easy with the Bible
    To pretend that
    You're in Show Biz
    (And a-one, and a-two, and a . . .)
    They won't get him
    They will never get him
    For the naughty stuff
    That he did
    It is best in cases like this
    To pretend that
    You are stupid
    (DOH . . .)
    He's got Presidential Help
    All along the way
    He says the grace
    While the lawyers chew
    Oh yeah
    They sure do
    And the Governors agree to say:
    "He's a lovely man!"
    He makes it easier for
    Them to screw
    All of you . . .
    Yes, that's true!
    'Cause he helps put The Fear of God
    In the Common Man
    Snatchin' up money
    Everywhere he can
    Oh yeah
    Oh yeah
    He's got twenty million dollars
    In his Heavenly Bank Account
    You ain't got nothin', people
    You ain't got nothin', people
    You ain't got nothin', people
    Thank the man . . . oh yeah
    As we end another broadcast day
    Let me say
    That you ain't got nothin'
    And he's got it all
     
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    I'd like to say that this a great parody, but it's actually just a great description of one type of "Christianity"--prosperity gospel. Frank Zappa was a true great.
     
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    Jerry Falwell Sr. was always an ass and now we see the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
     
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    theprunetang Shaedon "Deadly Nightshade" Sharpe is HIM

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    Anyone who is famous and wealthy because of their religion, is doing it wrong.
     
    theprunetang, Aug 25, 2020
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    Not being the religious type I had to opt for the life coaching scam.....not wealthy yet from it but there's hope!
     
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    10% cuck is a cuck.
     
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    10% is a very strange and specific percentage to place on how true it is that you watched your cabana boy have sex with your wife multiple times.
     
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    He climaxed 9/10 times while watching before the pool boy did so they made him leave.
     
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