OT The Gun Thread

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  1. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Gawd I hate it when guys start pulling out their dicks and comparing measurements......
     
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  2. tlongII

    tlongII Legendary Poster

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    Well I can see how that would make you feel uncomfortable.
     
  3. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Yeah, all I have is a baseball bat.....
     
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  4. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    What's the caliber? James Bond originally was outfitted with a 25 caliber Beretta then switched to the 7.65 Walther PPK because of the increased stopping power.
    There are a number of different manufacturers making pistols for the US military with most being the 9mm. That's what I'd be looking at.
    Favorable manufacturers are Beretta, Glock, Heckler and Koch and SIG Sauer.
     
  5. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    This is why I don't come over to your house.
    Every time I take a leak my arm aches from lifting that heavy hunk of meat.
     
  6. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I use to carry one in the back floor board of my car way back when my hormones were raging. Now, I'm more like that neutered steer grazing near the barn. Women? Who needs em'. I've got it pretty good just grazing all day.
     
  7. ABM

    ABM Happily Married In Music City, USA!

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    I'm still reviewing. The website lists 15 different pistols.

    https://www.washingtontimes.com/mul...et-sized-protection-best-sub-compact-pistols/
     
  8. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    prepping for election civil unrest.

    Getting one of these made. Its a ball bearing wrapped around paracord to be used as a striking weapon.



    Gonna probably gonna need to increase my mace/bear spray in my car as well.

    Also ordered a sling shot. We will see how that is. Thats more for fun though
     
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  9. SlyPokerDog

    SlyPokerDog Woof! Staff Member Administrator

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    That's perfect for zombie sheetrock outbreaks!
     
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  10. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    Too many crackheads around LA lately.
     
  11. SlyPokerDog

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    But you're a people person.

    Charm them.
     
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  12. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Its not what you own. The question is would you have it in hand when your life is in danger.
    Buy a .22. Ammo is cheap(er) -(once was). If you shoot somebody, they may not live. You don't want regret. You wouldn't fire that weapon if you had regret. However, if you had no choice, aim for the groin.
     
  13. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    The Monkey Fist.

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  15. MickZagger

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    Whatever happened to just fist fighting?
     
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  16. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    This is better.
     
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  17. SlyPokerDog

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    Would you fight a dude swinging an anal plug at you?
     
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  18. MickZagger

    MickZagger Well-Known Member

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    I’d try to choke him out
     
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  19. SlyPokerDog

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    Kinky!
     
  20. EL PRESIDENTE

    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    That usually costs extra
     

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