Religion Large belt buckles invite the devil to your crotch!

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    Ex member of Amy Coney Barrett's ultra-conservative Christian group spills its secrets: Perfume and thongs are banned and single women can only wear white cotton undies - and no 'sinful' large belt buckles that draw attention to the crotch
    • Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett was raised as a member of People of Praise, a mainly Roman Catholic faith group
    • She concealed her membership of what has been described as a 'Big Brother' group from senators when she was before the Justice Committee in 2017
    • The 48-year-old's hearing to see if she should sit on the nation's highest court gets underway on Monday
    • A former member told DailMail.com exclusively about the group and its rules
    • He said large belt buckles are considered a sin because they draw attention to the crotch region
    • Perfume and cologne are banned for similar reasons. 'That would indicate you are trying to tempt someone with pheromones,' the ex-member explained
    • Single women can only wear plain white cotton underwear - no thongs
    • People of Praise is strongly anti-abortion and also rejects homosexuality
    • Even dating is a no-no until a member has 'prayed through their state in life' and decided they are ready to 'marry for the Lord'
    • Until recently the female leader was known as a 'handmaid', but that title was dropped after the success of the dystopian TV show The Handmaid's Tale
    • Author Margaret Atwood, who wrote the original novel, said it was based on a group that has similar views to People of Praise
    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-Barretts-religious-group-spills-secrets.html
     
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    As I have severe fragrance/ chemical sensitivity, this is the one good thing about them.

    Have to admit cotton briefs are the only panties I feel comfortable in, but mine are various colors. Some even black.

    Now just need a large belt buckle.
     
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    I just noticed Peter Leslie Smith is a member of the group. According to the link here, he has ties to Our Lady of the Lake (Lake Oswego) Parish.

    Bruce Springsteen and that Lake Oswego gal, Julianne Phillips, were married there. ;)


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Leslie_Smith
     
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    They say leading the devil to your crotch is quickly followed by leading penicillin into your bloodstream!
     
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    This makes me want to break something. Thanks @SlyPokerDog!
     
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    Try suspenders?
     
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    Because I don't need a large belt buckle to draw attention to my "crotch region"? You got that right, man!
     
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    Every single person on the Supreme Court has sold their soul to something or someone.
     
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    Is the devil what they call crabs in their group?
     
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    Perfect, for when you want to guzzle one down...
     
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    Someday, this kind of superstitious bull-dada will be recognized as a mental illness!
     
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    Ahhh, magnifying glass?
     
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    You’d have to be on your knees so your head is closer to the bottle!
     
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    Nah...for that affliction all you need is this
    kwell.jpg
     
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    EL PRESIDENTE Username Retired in Honor of Lanny.

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    About a decade ago, we were in a bachelor party where we made it a point to dress as douchey as possible.

    This guy got this belt, and it was crazy. On the uncropped version of this pick some girl is licking his chest in the club.

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