LOL, my buddy sabered Champagne at his wedding. I've always wanted to do that, but I can't copy it now.
I consider myself a sneakerhaead, but I just can't get with the off-whites. I made a pair as a joke out of some super old white air force 1s. Wrote Beaverton on the side and put a couple tie-tabs on the laces.
Honestly, same here... not a huge fan of the design(s), in general. But, that said, purchasing for $225 & flipping them for $700-800 is just too easy.
Also, check with my boys down at IndexPDX in OldTown, or Ball Was Life(which just opened up on Hawthorne 2 weeks ago.......fantastic guys that will sell them for you on consignment.
Thanks, Fams! Apps like StockX make the whole thing pretty seamless. I can't believe people pay these prices for this type of stuff... but, who am I to judge?