Re: Bryant: Trade the whole team to the East! http://realgm.com/src_feature/946/20070706...ern_conference/<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>By Buster Gunning Kobe Bryant is at it again, with his latest trade demand bringing the entire Laker squad over to the Eastern Conference. ?It is my best chance to get back to the finals," explained Bryant. "With the Western Conference being what it is, I just don?t see how we can make it all the way. Even with a talent like myself at the helm, it just does not seem likely." "Now I am a reasonable man. I figure we could just send an Eastern Conference team that never really stands a chance anyway to the West to balance out the trade. A perpetual loser like the Hawks, the Bobcats or say? the Knicks would work perfect. Real losers who are going to drop the ball no matter what Conference they play in, no pun intended of course.? David Stern is said to be considering Kobe?s request in a desperate attempt to renew interest in the NBA. Apparently fans were not as interested in the Spurs dramatic sweep of the very talented Cleveland Cavaliers . ?I have given this matter a lot of thought and decided that I will indeed consider Mr. Bryant?s request, announced the NBA?s only Commissioner. Kobe is a very talented young man and the face of this League and we would be fools not to consider his demands.? Not all of the Los Angeles Lakers are as excited as Kobe about the potential move. "I can't leave the glitz and glamour of Los Angeles," worried forward Luke Walton. "I was born and raised in Southern California amongst the hazy blue oceans and the elegant urban sprawl. Have you seen the strip malls here? Like nowhere else in the world? except maybe Phoenix." Lakers' center Kwame Brown seemed a bit confused. "There's an Eastern Conference?" The NBA is also considering allowing Shaquille O?Neal's made-for-TV fat camp kids to form an expansion franchise if they manage to get into shape.</div>:HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
Re: Bryant: Trade the whole team to the East! <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>The preceding article was a piece of satirical fiction.</div>Either way this is pretty funny.
Re: Bryant: Trade the whole team to the East! <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GArenas @ Jul 26 2007, 11:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Either way this is pretty funny. </div>Yet possibly true
Re: Bryant: Trade the whole team to the East! <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Lakers' center Kwame Brown seemed a bit confused. "There's an Eastern Conference?"</div> :HAHAHA: :lmao-1: :laughin1:
Re: Bryant: Trade the whole team to the East! <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE </div><div class='quotemain'>Apparently fans were not as interested in the Spurs dramatic sweep of the very talented Cleveland Cavaliers.</div> :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA: :HAHAHA:
