"Real World"?...for the umpteenth time, are you ever going to outline what your definition of what a "real American" is? http://www.sportstwo.com/search/69124267/?q=real American&o=relevance&c[node]=434&c[user][0]=20874
I tell her she is the best cat alive, which is true, and avoids comparison with cats who previously owned me.
I don't need a calculator. I can go the grocery store, buy 15 or 20 items and figure out the total cost in my head within a few pennies.