Top Ten Signs A Referee Is Fixing Games10 He leads the league in blocked shots9 When talking about the Spurs, he says "we" 8 After 6 seconds, calls a 24-second violation 7 He's drawing up plays 6 Befores tipoff, scoreboard reads 58 to nothing 5 Teams have scored a record number of two-pointers, three-pointers and eight pointers 4 Tossed one of the other officials out of the game 3 Has Eddie Brill's telephone number on speed dial 2 Miami Heat hasn't lost a game since Shaq promised to help the referee's fat son 1 The Knicks are winning
I laughed at #9, smiled at #2, but I didn't like the rest. Mostly because anything about refs fixing games pisses me off. :-/
