Peppermint bark? What the Father Christmas is that? Sounds like the noise and odor Sly would emit after drinking too much peppermint schnapps.
I'll vote for Cheesecake, red velvet cake, tapioca pudding, fudge and maybe eggnog if it's laced with bourbon. Yes, all at once!
Skittles and Jolly Ranchers? Seriously? Did folks from Washington and Utah get stuck permanently in middle school?