OT Your Last Meals

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  1. Voodoo

    Voodoo An American hero

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    But could you eat a ‘74 Barracuda?
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I like my steak charred medium rare with the fat still on the steak but burned black. I also like a steak that's grilled with the bone still attached. The only seasoning I want is a healthy dose of salt applied half an hour before grilling. Side dish for me always includes a baked potato with butter, sour cream and because my wife doesn't want to buy chives, we use minced green onion. Ideal dessert with that would be Cherries Jubilee. Other side dishes might include grilled asparagus tips but never overcooked. This must be washed down with a quality dry red wine. Sometimes I precede this dinner with an ice cold beer.

    Favorite breakfast only happens on dialysis days. Hash browns, with embedded chunks of jalapeno, fried crisp along the outer edges. Bacon fried crisp. One egg lightly fried over easy on top of the hash browns. One English muffin toasted as crisp as possible with butter and raspberry jam. Tall glass of lots of pulp orange juice poured into a frozen glass. Half to take a special potassium binder with the orange juice and hash browns. Hash brown potatoes are peeled and soaked over night and then boiled for two minutes, drain water and shred for making hash browns. This treatment with water removes some of the potassium. I also take a phosphorous binder with each meal. Take other pills too but no need to go into those. Oh, nearly forgot, every breakfast begins with oatmeal and two slices of canned peaches.
    I skip lunch.
    Typical dinners are arrived at with much haggling with my wife because neither of us can think of what to eat for dinner. They vary widely.
     
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  3. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    No Pepto Bismo for stomach relief?
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Fortunately, it's not your last breakfast. It appears, you eat well.
     
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    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    That's a 90 cent meal but it satisfies!
     
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    Do we get snacks? My mid morning snack is a genuine Jewish bagel with cream cheese and lox. My mid afternoon snack an assortment of my best cookies. A large pot of tea with meals and snacks. Just before the world ends at midnight, a pint of caramel chocolate gelato and a kahlua and cream.
     
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  7. GriLtCheeZ

    GriLtCheeZ "Well, I'm not lookin' for trouble."

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    I didn't even know that was a thing. However, I am of the stature that gets upsold in-house eating contests at bars and restaurants regularly though, so who knows.
     
  8. Chris Craig

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    What is the difference between a bagel and a genuine Jewish bagel?
     
  9. Chris Craig

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    I prefer my bacon on that indistinct line where it is both chewy and crispy
     
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    crandc Well-Known Member

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    A lot of commercially available bagels are not made in traditional manner.
     
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    Like, they aren't boiled as long?
     
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    What difference does it make. I'm gonna be dead. I'll shit lava when I pass I don't care.
     
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    Peoples bowels do evacuate when they die
     
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    Chicken Makhani I love it!!

    God I miss Bombay Cricket Club. Best butter chicken I've ever had.
     
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    Yep. It will be my parting shot. My lasting impression.
     
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    They should be poached, not boiled.
     
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    I've gotta try that. I love bagels
     
  18. Chris Craig

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    Well, you know what they say. It's not the fall that kills you, its the sudden stop
     
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    Yeah, it's a very rich dish but so good! Chicken vindaloo is also great, which I noticed you had in your dinner slot.
     
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    The funeral crew won't be happy about it but you are not paying the bill so your logic is perfect sense..
     
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