Bachelor Parties: Lamest and Coolest

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  1. Lanny

    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    I'm long past that.
     
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    I'm thinking of going ridiculous on Saturday night of my weekend.

    Basically start of by renting the back room of a Tiki Bar. Bunch of appetizers and drinks for 2 hours or so. Have a party bus pick everyone up, drink on the bus and get amped up then hit up Fremont Street.

    Go play wasted bingo at the Plaza hotel (they have a room with 280 seats) until they kick us out, then find the guy we can kick in the nuts for $10 and have us all take a kick on video. Then be a bunch of fucking goons (I'll bring a megaphone with me) up and down Fremont Street.

    :NOTMARIS:

    May rock this:

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    Then just take over bars or maybe have a bar crawl map. Maybe make a rule that no one can leave until someone in the group makes out with a chick. Or dude. Or whatever. LOVE IS LOVE, SON.
     
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    Coolest ones are the ones i attend.
    The lamest ones? The ones i dont attend.
     
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    You know this only can lead to all your drunk buddies french kissing you so they can go puke in their room?
     
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    So im moving from Co back to washington a long time ago. Shot down to central valley cali and then headed north. Ended up in san fran for halloween.
    So im like” lets find aclub and party!!”

    so after asking around for wheee the hip underground clubs are we get directions. In some industrial area walking down the street and found a club.
    We entered and no more than 10 seconds in someone... comes up and sticks their tongue right in my mouth with a nice smacker. But they had a mask on. I was all fired up(drunk as hell) and never gave it a second thought. Until the next day when my bro says,

    “ dude. You let a masked person kiss you in san fran?
    you know it was a guy right?”

    i almost puke up my morning cocktail right in his face. From then on ive been sure it was a guy.


    Not that i have an issue with that. Its just very much not for me.
     
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    Thinking of best way to keep the communication going for the weekend. Text groups could be a mess as people won't know who's who by phone number. Thinking about making either a Whatsapp or Telegram group chat.
     
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    post videos of your strippers and nobody around here will text....they'll be busy
     
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    i use discord with a few people.
     
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    I'm guessing it'll be about 15-20 people. Most of them prob won't be tech savvy enough for discord, so maybe Whatsapp should be good enough.
     
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    i heard it lacks flavor though. Id go with whatchamacallit if i were you.
     
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    I've already gotten everything out of my system. I'm chillin yo. We're not doing Strip Clubs, I've grown immune to the temptations and tricks of the stripper through my many years of experience in the champagne rooms.

    It will be a successful bachelor party for me if all my single guy friends get laid and we have crazy stories to tell.

    Anything else is just extra credit.
     
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    Lanny Original Season Ticket Holder "Mr. Big Shot"

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    Nobody does that to me and lives. Oh, I guess my wife has that power over me.
     
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    be careful of that shit. I used to take mine off when washing my hands because it was loose. Then i left it in a bathroom one day.
    Now i have one tight enough i can no longer get it off. One might say im now married to it.
     
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    omg!! You are actually becoming old!
    Damn old fart! Lol.
     
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    i had my wife buy the new one and blamed the loss of the old one on her. She picked the original one out and didnt have me sized so it was always slipping off.
    Lol.
     
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    One of my brother's friends misplaced his wedding ring when he was on my brother's bachelor party and was freaking out. Luckily he found it back at the Air BnB. I guess he just got it on Amazon, so it was easily replaceable but still was freaking out and killed his vibe one night.
     
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    actually no. Its so far up on the finger it doesnt get in the way. If it sat between the middle bends of the finger i would have remained single!

    shhh dont tell the wife!
     
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    We put our rings away when covid measures came into play....Fauci a year ago said the virus could hide under rings when washing hands so to be safe...no rings...when my wife get vaccinated we can put them back on again.
     
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    What the hell?! How did he take those shots?
     
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