OT Mandatory Chinese Anal Swabs

Usually you have to pay extra for that.

 

Well, I guess they had to find something to do with all of the chopsticks that aren't being used because of the drop in tourism.

 

I use stainless steel chopsticks.....and they will never get within striking distance of my anus......aikido lessons are going to pay off damnit!

 

What they don't know is that you have vibrating chopsticks.

 

Japan to China: stop anal swabbing our citizens traveling to your country.

 

I don’t smuggle.

 

Well, that’s not my problem!

(Not my butt, not my problem!)

 

rice needs to be tenderized!

 

if that happens I've failed my Aikido practice and will buy a machine gun for personal protection!

 

whole new meaning of “chop salad”.

 

I prefer wooden ones because they grip better.

 

I lie about that, too.

 

The true test is to eat peanuts with the plastic ones the Cantonese like to use.....that takes some skill

 

I prefer the ones made out of metal that have like four or five pointy tines that you can jab into your food to pick it up.

 

Ah....the infamous Chinese pitchfork and shovel toolbox!

 

This thread is definitely worse than the Dr. Suess book.

And what's so wrong with an anal swab? Isn't that how you guys take your temperature?

 

When I lived in Taipei during the SARS epidemic everyone had temps taken by the ear.....we take ours now here using just the forehead....you don't need an anal swab to get that reading

 

Yeah, when I was in and out of China during H1N1 it was just the forehead gun to take temperature.

 

Only if you buy me dinner first.