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  1. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    Packers football practice was delayed on Monday for nearly two hours. One of the players, while on his way to the locker room happened to look down and noticed a suspicious looking, unknown white powdery substance on the practice field. Head coach Mike McCarthy immediately suspended practice while the FBI was called in to investigate. After a complete field analysis, the FBI determined that the white substance, unknown to the players, was the goal line. Practice was resumed when FBI Special Agents decided that the team would not be likely to encounter the substance again.</p>

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    true story ^ </p>
     
  2. gambitnut

    gambitnut Freek

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    I saw a joke story about the Bears along those same lines on Sportscenter two years ago or so.
     
  3. J-E-T-S 1083

    J-E-T-S 1083 The Original Jets Junkie

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    eh lol well i saw it around and i figured it was funny its one of those insert your least favorite team here jokes
     
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    gambitnut Freek

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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (J-E-T-S 1083)</div><div class='quotemain'>eh lol well i saw it around and i figured it was funny its one of those insert your least favorite team here jokes</div></p>

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    Iagree,somepeoplemightnotfinditfunny,butIthinkitisveryfunny.</p>
     
  5. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    >.> The hell is that.
     
  6. porky88

    porky88 King of Kings

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    Basically insert team name for Packers and the current coach and you can use it for any team. It is pretty funny though.
     
  7. Kid Chocolate

    Kid Chocolate Suspended

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    I thought it was gonna be about Najeh Davenport taking a dump in someone's laundry basket.
     
  8. Pack Attack

    Pack Attack The KISS Army

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    Pretty funny coming from a Jets fan... You know, considering how awesome they've been over the last 30 years.</p>

    Oh, wait... </p>
     
  9. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    Lol. Nice one Pack Attack.
     
  10. dabears54

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    you know the only joke that is true and is going to be hillarious is that packer running game this year. of course favre will break all the records by the 3rd week of the season because all they can do is pass over and over and over again! and that joke was pretty lame i remember hearing that back in the early 90s for pete sakes, <font color="#ff0000">*edit</font> </p>

    <font color="#ff0000">Lets all play nice now - cpaw</font></p>
     
  11. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    You have no room to be an asshole to J-E-T-S. That post would have be banned by VF if he was still around.
     
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    wow i didnt see a huge problem with it and if there was i apologize for offending anyone. however the packer running game is still a joke!
     
  13. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    You my friend dont know the different from being nice and being mean </p>
     
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    dabears54 Member

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    im not being mean im just being honest when it comes to green bay's lethargic and pathetic running game is all. i didnt personally attack you at all. i did receive a private message from one of the moderators who warned me not to personally attack any individual on here which i havent done since the jets post. i was however told that players and teams are fair game! and if i do think about it for a minute the packers running game is fair game.
     
  15. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    Im not talking about that buddy.
     
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    porky88 King of Kings

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    How is the Packers running game a joke? Are you going by stats or by how proven the players are? If so then by logic Cedric Benson isn't anymore proven than any of the backs the Packers have. Of course Benson has outstandingpotential and I would not argue that he is better than any Packer back in terms of talent. However it's pretty ridiculous to call the running game a joke when no games have been played yet. </p>

    The Packers running game will rely on the offensive line. Simple as that. As the zone blocking scheme goes so will the running game in Green Bay.</p>
     
  17. dabears54

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    did you watch family night last night i would easily say its a joke, banking on a rookie to carry the load because vernon "how am i even considered a starter in the nfl" morency is going to be an injury problem. the pack have A LOT of work to be done, before anyone can even put 6 wins on em' this season.
     
  18. DP

    DP He shoots, he scores!

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    Thats Family Night, you cant just go off of Family Night. That would be just plain idiotic.
     
  19. Send em back al

    Send em back al nfl-*****s member

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    DPGB, you're getting sensitive a little early in the season, aren't you?
     
  20. dabears54

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    yeah packers gm is a little testy, i would be as well if my team had the outlook that the pack have!
     

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