OT S2 Wine-er Thread

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  1. BlazerWookee

    BlazerWookee UNTILT THE DAMN PINWHEEL!

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    For a second I thought "vinegar" was gonna be "purple" and we were gonna have words...
     
  2. Further

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    Most under-appreciated varietal- Grenache
    Most over-appreciated varietal - Zinfandel
    Best with food (steak) - Merlot or Cab
    Best to guzzle poolside - rosé all day
    Best wine for taco night - Carmenere
    Best to compare regions - Pinot. I typically enjoy a good Oregon ($40-100) or Sonoma coast ($55-250) Pinot more than many of the over the top Burgundy Pinot.
    Favorite white - Viognier
    Favorite Sweet wine - go fuck yourself. Kidding, probably a good Sauternes.
    Merlot seems the safest wine to get a good bottle at a reasonable price.

    I don’t know what else I can add. If anyone has any wine science questions I might be able to answer. Like for example cork taint (2,4,6-trichloroanisole or TCA) is so strong that people can detect it in as little as 2 to 6 parts per trillion. To put that in perspective, 1 tablespoon evenly distributed would be enough to ruin all the wine in the world.

    For those who don’t know me, I’m a wine chemist, but I’d turn to Blazinggiants as the resident overall wine expert.
     
  3. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    not.

    swayed.

    I bought you drinks at one of the m&g’s. I can take you, or easily outrun you. Otherwise, same team, brah.

    #FAMS
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    solid advice on these weak tweekers, @Further, amigo.
     
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    Orion Bailey Forum Troll

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    All good KJ.. no worries man. :)
    Good thread too!!! Finally getting into wine over the last year. :)
     
  6. BLAZINGGIANTS

    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    who doesn’t need wine after yesterday’s Blazers game?
     
  7. kjironman1

    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    Some are wondering if the Blazers were into the wine before the game?
     
  8. stampedehero

    stampedehero Make Your Day, a Doobies Day Staff Member Moderator

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    Boones Farm! Drank that shit in the early 70's. It sold for $1. Got to be COLD. Warm =Barf.
     
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  9. Jon

    Jon mr. 300

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    wine is disgusting. sorry, not sorry.
     
  10. THE HCP

    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Gotta find the right kind of wine. I can’t do the dry red wine that is served warm....can’t do it. I like the chic wines.....cold white, light red, sweet. Wine snobs look down on that kind, but it’s good. I have embarrassed many of my friends by ordering that kind, it’s hilarious.
     
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    THE HCP NorthEastPortland'sFinest

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    Holler at @BLAZINGGIANTS , that dude can point you in the right direction for sure.
     
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    kjironman1 Well-Known Member

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    So it’s Neil Diamond and Cracklin Rose’ for you!
     
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    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    Red Mountain Burgundy (The Bay Area Vino in the 60's) Buck Thirty Nine a gallon....
     
  14. BLAZINGGIANTS

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    ain’t no shame in your game, FAMS!

    actually, ask educated wine buyers/somms/stewards.... there is a significant amount that say Riesling is their favorite wine.
     
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    BLAZINGGIANTS Well-Known Member

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    You go upstate to get your head together
    Thunderbird is the word, and you're light as a feather.
    "What's the word?
    Thunderbird
    How's it sold?
    Good and cold
    What's the jive?
    Bird's alive
    What's the price?
    Thirty twice.
     
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    Hoopguru Well-Known Member

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    Henry Enries Rhubarb
    Oregon City Ore
     
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  17. Further

    Further Guy

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    Enjoy what you enjoy. People get too self righteous about snobby stuff. Not just wine but, food, fancy cars, kicks, whatever. If you get real enjoyment from it (Kicks) then that’s fantastic. But it does matter if anyone else agrees. I really love good (usually expensive) wine but that’s my problem. I had a glass of wine last week (free) that was from a $2500 bottle. I enjoyed tasting and thinking ablout the vineyard, the winemaking style, the viticulture, the barrels, the yeasts and all that. I sipped and got a lot of enjoyment from it (still not worth the money, thank god it was free). But that’s me.
     
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    e_blazer Rip City Fan

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    $2,500 a bottle! Man hookers and blow are cheaper than that...or so I've heard.
     
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  19. UncleCliffy'sDaddy

    UncleCliffy'sDaddy We're all Bozos on this bus.

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    Oh hell yes!!! And twice on Sundays! Henry’s was legendary. It was like his rhubarb wine went in annual cycles, going from good, to very good, to great, to unreal and then topping out as nectar of the gods and then back to good......his other fruit wines were outstanding too. And he was never too picky about ID. As long as you were old enough to drive up to the tasting stand......
     
  20. Hoopguru

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    lol...that tasting stand was a hoot. You honked your horn and he came out with dixie cups. he didnt allow sniffing the wine either.
    He was legendary, they came from all over for his fruit of the vine!
     

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