Forum Game Two Truths And A Lie

Hmm. Whichever the true ones are, they change my concept of what you do for a living.

barfo

 

You haven't worked for Star

 

Dame will average 30 points a game in the playoffs.
CJ will average 24 points a game in the playoffs.
The Blazers will win the Championship.

 

First one is the lie. Dame will average more than 30 points a game in the playoffs

 

Not a lie but a prediction projection.

 

My dad did not visit all 50 states. Most of them though. He hitchiked twice across the country when he was young. He was a gymnast and was good enough to qualify for the Olympics. He was born on Chanute Airforce base (now decommissioned) in Rantoul Illinois.

My dad was not a bouncer. He was a carny. Thats actually how my parents met. My dad ran the the Twister and my mom ran the kiddy rides. A cop once mistook My dad's ride for a kiddy ride and actually said, "nice kiddy ride." My dad offered him a free ride. It was a gas powered ride and it went fast. He put the cop in the fastest car and gave him the ride of his life. He later brought his cop buddies to my dad's ride.

My dad was a member of the Magic Castle. He was doing Magic at a bar and a member who was there invited him to the castle. (you have to be invited to get in). When you walk in there is a room of bookshelves and you actually have to say open sesame and a hidden door opens into the castle. My dad had to do a magic show to get in. He did various tricks and called up several different spectators out of a full room. Afterwards, the main judge came up and asked, "How did you do that?" To which my dad asked, "what?". He said, "Everyone of the spectators you called up was a secret judge deciding on your admission." My dad replied simply, "Magic." He got in.

My dad did work in the Barnum and Bailey Circus. He took care of the lions. He never owned a gold wing. He was a Harley guy. We both have saved friends from getting beat up or worse by a large group of guys by putting our friend behind us and saying, "There will be no fighting."

My dad was a locksmith. My dad did dive off the venice pier in a straight jacket and chains. He actually did it two separate times as an escape. He was successful both attempts. The lifeguards were not happy with him.

My dad never met Steve McQueen. My mother did. She used to be babysat by the same lady that babysat Steve McQueens kids.

My dad worked on an oil rig in the gulf coast. He also worked on the exxon valdez when the spill happened.

My dad's grandfather did not create the predecessor of Orange Julius. My mother's grandfather did. He created Orange Winzet and later sold it to a company that renamed it Orange Julius.

 

It's hard to guess which of those three statements is false, but obviously one must be, given the rules of the game.

barfo

 

He was a cool dude

 

You're not a billionaire. Monopoly money doesn't count.

 

Do your balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?