Thank you. Suddenly, I'm in love. I've heard two jokes about sheep. 1. This guy moves way out in the country and there just aren't nearly enough females for all the men. This guy goes to the country store once a week for supplies. One time after living there for a few months the guy asks the clerk at the store "Say, what do you guys do for sex? There just aren't enough women in these parts." The clerk says "In the back is a pen where we keep a flock of female sheep and we use them." The horrified guy says okay lead me there I'm desperate." So, the guy goes out back with the clerk and selects an unlucky sheep. As he's about to mount a few guys who are watching start laughing. He looks at them and says "What's so funny, you guys all do it" One of the onlookers says "Yeah, but the ugliest one in the flock?" and they all start laughing again. 2. Similar to no. 1 except as he selects his sheep the onlookers suddenly look horrified and say "No, no, that's Black Bart's gal." I heard these jokes in the Army or maybe it was in college. Both places were good for learning dirty jokes.
1) Grilling ribs 2) Enjoying a Bearded Iris IPA 3) Anticipating smoking a brisket tomorrow 4) Looking at the bag of hot lips seeds that just showed up from Amazon
what am I doing while typing in this thread? Watching my fingers type and then still fixing all the typos. That's what i'm doing while typing in this thread!
Nice! We've got these for them. It is very peaceful to hang out on the back patio on some evenings and watch them.
