Paul Allen Headed To Botswana Court In Giraffe Bone Smuggling Saga

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    Props to Paul Allen for trying to find a creative way to fix Greg Oden's knees.
     
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    ...I thought his bone was purple :dunno:
     
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    Can't Paul just buy Botswana? He's had escorts sitting next to him at Blazer games that cost more than that little armpit of a country...
     
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    And 0% of dogs are!
     
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    How in holy hell did this get bumped?
     
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    How close is Bostwana to Nigeria? I mean is the loss to Nigeria somehow related? Did Paul Allen Sabotage the USA Olympic team?
     
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    0% of dogs are rich?

    That’s not true. Snoop dogg is rich. Gunther IV is rich.
     
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