OT I Mean, I'm Working With The Human Thing, But...

I apologize for the human who cut off your nuts, put you on a leash and kept you locked in an apartment all those years...the muzzle was just too far......

 

I think about them all the time.

 

I was fucking crazy but I divorced her decades ago

 

Oh come on, knowing you the way I do, you like having riverman thinking about your nuts. Admit it, you have doggie dreams about that. Is that why you dry hump legs? Thinking about how riverman thinks about your nuts constantly?
Me? No way, José.

 

And so dirty. Daily bath? Every cat knows you need at least eight or nine.

 

I prefer when @SlyPokerDog gives me a sponge bath.

 

A children's magician in Wyoming cancelled a scheduled performance at a children's library. Haters planned to picket and disrupt her show because she is transgender. They call that being Christian. She did not want children exposed to their hate.

 

To me, that is not the way of a true Christian.

 

Yeah, but it is what they call themselves. Their justification for bigotry

 

But if God does not exist.... does dog also not exist?

 

Must.... resist...