The Nets Haiku Thread

#1_War_Poet_ForLife · Aug 3, 2007

I thought we need one.</p>

So here it is, in the works.</p>

Make this the best yet.</p>

</p>

Damn, all my words are one syllable, makes it boring

</p>

Dumpy · Aug 3, 2007

I see Schub is here</p>

Post already, you fucker!</p>

We miss your banter. </p>

GMJ · Aug 3, 2007

Some things stay the same</p>

Netsforlife, Jigga use Thread.</p>

And no one else does.</p>

GMJ · Aug 3, 2007

Dumpy's writer's block</p>

Sqeezes one in before me.</p>

Proves my first one wrong</p>

#1_War_Poet_ForLife · Aug 3, 2007

Chocolate drops by.</p>

Anot-so-rare occasion.</p>

Chocolate has three!</p>

Kid Chocolate · Aug 3, 2007

Haiku? What is that?</p>

I hope I can do this right.</p>

Hooray, Victory!</p>

ly_yng · Aug 3, 2007

Everyone quiet!</p>

It's NetIncome. He might hear...</p>

OK, now he's gone.</p>

GMJ · Aug 3, 2007

GMJigga...eh</p>

Should have gone with Ms.Montross</p>

Or No._2_Boone_Fan</p>

Real · Aug 3, 2007

I don't know how to creatively write Haikus</p>

This is all I have to offer</p>

Yep that's it. </p>

Kid Chocolate · Aug 3, 2007

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Real)</div><div class='quotemain'>

I don't know how to creatively write Haikus</p>

This is all I have to offer</p>

Yep that's it. </p>

</div></p>

</p>

what the f*ck is this?</p>

Do you know that a haiku</p>

Is five, seven, five?</p>

Kid Chocolate · Aug 3, 2007

Call me NetIncome</p>

I'm better than you and you</p>

Don't be dishonest</p>

GMJ · Aug 4, 2007

Call me Josh Boone Fan</p>

I'm right because I say so</p>

Sees into future</p>

Kid Chocolate · Aug 5, 2007

Jarkid, my name is</p>

A haiku is the definition of this </p>

It's just typing each sentence in a new line, I figured out </p>

My haiku is the best, handsome boy.</p>

GMJ · Aug 5, 2007

BBB is worse</p>

Best posters leave, threads fall apart</p>

NetsFan talks to self</p>

Kid Chocolate · Aug 5, 2007

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'>

BBB is worse</p>

Best posters leave, threads fall apart</p>

NetsFan talks to self </p>

</div></p>

</p>

Middle line is eight</p>

The rest are perfectly fine</p>

Just one minor flaw</p>

Real · Aug 5, 2007

My name is Real.</p>

This is my 200th post</p>

Yep that's it.</p>

Kid Chocolate · Aug 5, 2007

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Real)</div><div class='quotemain'>

My name is Real.</p>

This is my 200th post</p>

Yep that's it.</p>

</div></p>

</p>

Once again I ask</p>

What the f*ck is this garbage</p>

It's five, seven, five!</p>

pegs · Aug 6, 2007

i can never write</p>

a haiku the correct way</p>

how'd i pass english?</p>

ly_yng · Aug 6, 2007

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'>

i can never write</p>

a haiku the correct way</p>

how'd i pass english? </p>

</div></p>

English wouldn't help.</p>

Like Nintendo and Hondas </p>

They are Japanese.</p>

Real · Aug 6, 2007

Let me try again</p>

Is this five seven five yet?</p>

I hope I got it.</p>

lukewarmplay · Aug 6, 2007

When the Vince fans come,</p>

Can we do one thing for them?</p>

This: their own forum.</p>

#1_War_Poet_ForLife · Aug 6, 2007

You have right</p>

You do.</p>

You is a cute little boy.</p>

Kicks ass, Haiku's do.</p>

Real · Aug 6, 2007

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'>

You have right</p>

You do.</p>

You is a cute little boy.</p>

Kicks ass, Haiku's do.</p>

</div>
I am pretty sure.</p>

That is not the right format</p>

It's five-seven-five</p>

#1_War_Poet_ForLife · Aug 6, 2007

Say you!</p>

I do what want!</p>

I am best.</p>

You cute boy.</p>

</p>

pegs · Aug 6, 2007

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ly_yng)</div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'>

i can never write</p>

a haiku the correct way</p>

how'd i pass english? </p>

</div></p>

English wouldn't help.</p>

Like Nintendo and Hondas </p>

They are Japanese.</p></div>

oh well i still passed.

i thought it was hawaiian?

i still suck at these.

GMJ · Aug 6, 2007

Oh Mynetsforlife,</p>

Leaving is such sweet sorrow</p>

Go to him, Jarkid</p>

#1_War_Poet_ForLife · Aug 6, 2007

Parting, it should be.</p>

Give honor to great Shakespeare </p>

Silly Cowboys fan. </p>

GMJ · Aug 7, 2007

My 300 sig</p>

Looks like Coach Frank has jaundice</p>

Should make him Xerxes</p>

GMJ · Aug 7, 2007

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Parting, it should be.</p>

Give honor to great Shakespear </p>

Silly Cowboys fan. </p>

</div></p>

His name is 'Shakespeare'</p>

Give honor to great 'Shakespeare' </p>

Learn to spell 'Shakespeare'</p>

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</p>

#1_War_Poet_ForLife · Aug 7, 2007

Wait... Frank does not have...</p>

The bad yellow eye dissease? </p>

Need Optical-check. </p>

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I hate those typos.</p>

I miss the essential e?</p>

Lo sciento 'Speare. </p>

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