The Nets Haiku Thread

Go to sleep, Sophie</p>

It is well past your bedtime</p>

stop driving me nuts.</p>

 

Sophie's on the board?</p>

So who does she post under?</p>

I'm not naming names</p>

 

Sophie's my daughter.</p>

She'd rather annoy than sleep</p>

She is almost five.</p>

 

Without naming names</p>

Or mentioning specifics:</p>

The other board sucks.</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'>

who would win a game</p>

of basketball if it was</p>

hobbits vs. dwarves?</p></div>

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Dwarves ofcourse, Dumpy.</p>

At least dwarves can bump hobbits.</p>

Hobs are the skinny.</p>

 

Hobbits are nimble!</p>

And they have the best weapon:</p>

the Ring of Power.</p>

 

The other board sucks</p>

I use it to give off hate</p>

Quite theraputic</p>

 

There's one saving grace</p>

"Thorn should get mensah-bonsu!"</p>

Keeps me coming back</p>

 

Hey Jigga, nice sig</p>

Always thought you were brokeback</p>

Go eat some pudding</p>

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I knew GMJig...</p>

Was living an alternate</p>

life style. Call Simmons.</p>

 

I don't eat pudding</p>

Unless its off the toes of</p>

Montross' mother</p>

 

That's actually</p>

Really really disgusting</p>

You are a sicko</p>

 

Those things are ugly.</p>

All cracked scarred and very, very gross. </p>

Like Kid Chocolate!</p>

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I felt bad for Peteh so I had to change it </p>

 

Nice haiku attempt</p>

Look at your second line: crap</p>

That was pathetic</p>

 

No pants and cute boy</p>

Really weird Nets references</p>

So whats wrong with toes?</p>

 

Where is your proof, Kid?</p>

I see you have none at all.</p>

Muahahahaha</p>

 

What? 5,9, and 4?</p>

I'm taking the haiku's back</p>

You're better than that</p>

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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mynetsforlife)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Where is your proof, Kid?</p>

I see you have none at all.</p>

Muahahahaha </p>

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This is the Nets board</p>

So to prove you are correct</p>

You just say you are. </p>

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Jarkid and Jizzy</p>

Welcome to the afterlife</p>

Keep it a secret </p>

 

videos with fat kids</p>

pretty funny, i must say</p>

wal mart pranks are great</p>