The Nets Haiku Thread

Yes, I've seen that one</p>

But it isn't that funny</p>

This one is better</p>

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fat kids are funny</p>

gettin wet and cryin, ha</p>

wait... i was fat too </p>

 

I'm not fat; big boned</p>

Love the sweets and all the cakes</p>

Trimmed down for rugby</p>

 

Louisville looks sick</p>

But Underwood looks better</p>

*Rutgers Haiku Thread*</p>

 

Go Go Rutgers Go!</p>

Ray Rice that uber beasty.</p>

Keep on touching down.</p>

 

football is boring</p>

i can't watch it for too long</p>

i'll stick with bball</p>

 

Keep on touching down</p>

Hit it hard up the middle</p>

that is what she said</p>

 

Creativity</p>

Non existant. What the hell.</p>

Lets write more haikus</p>

 

2k8 is god</p>

Jason Collins team option</p>

Just to give him hope.</p>

 

pretty bored tonight</p>

there is nothin to do</p>

damn, this isn't right</p>

 

Where is everyone? </p>

It is nearly dead in here!</p>

I am getting bored . . . </p>

 

houston sucks. alot.</p>

why would new jersey want him?</p>

sounds like some bullshit</p>

 

Peg beat me to it!</p>

We had the very same thought</p>

Both of us are bored.</p>

 

The Nets signed Malik?</p>

Does this meanRobertHite is </p>

the third string point guard?</p>

 

The Nets signed Malik?</p>

Please fire Mile Illic</p>

Kick him to the curb</p>

 

Jigga, Nets daily</p>

has all the Nets news, brother</p>

read about Malik!</p>

 

Everytime I see</p>

Media of Williams</p>

I think Sean is truth.</p>

 

JBB Nets fans</p>

Come learn our rich tradition</p>

Take your pants off, now</p>

 

How long will it take</p>

For JBB Nets fans</p>

Learn: 5-7-5?</p>

 

Hopefully not long.</p>

We could use some more people.</p>

No Vince humpers, please? </p>