The Nets Haiku Thread

Slept with Tyra Banks
Now she won't stop calling me
Lets keep telling truths </p>

 

No lie, no joking.</p>

She thought I was quite funny.</p>

Called this kid "douchebag".</p>

 

LOL thats how it goes
Nice guys always finish last
Mynets keeps hustlin'</p>

 

Mean? No. Opposite.</p>

Some guy was harrasing her.</p>

"Why will you not talk?"</p>

</p>

</p>

This guy has questioned.</p>

Me: Maybe cause you're a douchebag.</p>

Her: Laughs and giggles.</p>

</p>

Today this morning.</p>

She had been really tired.</p>

Slept on my shoulder.</p>

</p>

On bus post school.</p>

Nope, she was not there today.</p>

Here my story ends.</p>

 

The quadruple ku
Story-format is legend
An inovator!</p>

If she think's you're nice
Make it rain on her next time
Superman that ho'</p>

Do not ask me why
Throwing money on your friend
Will improve image</p>

 

Soulja boy, fast fail.</p>

Travis Barker makes in Good.</p>

Can't hear him talking </p>

 

Aw, that sounds real cute.
When girls sleep on my shoulder,
It feels so, so good.</p>

Man, I love haiku's.
This thread is my favorite.
Don't stop posting, guys!</p>

 

Specially awesome?</p>

When they are four years major.</p>

And quite hot to boot.</p>

 

I rreally like to</p>

be the man that girl relys on</p>

It'sgreat happiness</p>

 

What's up with Haikus? Maybe you guys are just nuts. Yeah, whatever, man.


And for the record, the second line is seven, It's not eight Jarkid

 

of course we are nuts.
We are Nets fans, with no pants.
What do you expect?</p>

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Jarkid got it wrong?
You should be a pro by now!
Keep tryin, buddy.</p>

 

J.S c'mon now
Put your post in haiku form
Embrace your Nets side.</p>

Mynetsforlife's sig
I made his post hall of shame
Keep it! its funny! </p>

 

Hall of Shame? Not so.</p>

More like hall of funnieness.</p>

You belong in there.</p>

 

Firey red hair.</p>

And electricly blue eyes.</p>

An infectious laugh.</p>

 

I'm done with redheads.</p>

Rather have blonde or brunette.</p>

Only with nice eyes tho.</p>

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Red hair and blue eyes????
What kind of pigment is that????
You're dating Jean Grey</p>

 

Jean Grey's pretty hot.</p>

Rather have Storm tho, of course.</p>

love me some Halle.</p>

 

Nets board most active
During wee hours of night
NJ Nocturnals</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Red hair and blue eyes????
What kind of pigment is that????
You're dating Jean Grey</p>

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An X-Man? Awesome!</p>

Seriously, scared me too </p>

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Who am I to ask?</p>

 

Almost lost haikus!
Thread is dead, we must revive!
How could we forget??</p>

I've said it before..
Girls ain't nothin but trouble.
but, hey, it's worth it.</p>