The Nets Haiku Thread

urg</p>

 

where did you visit?</p>

I've been to Europe a lot.</p>

Met Mrs. D. there.</p>

 

Really wanna know?</p>

Went to the bathroom a lot.</p>

Met Mrs. D there.</p>

</p>

</p>

 

Ooh man, he got dissed!</p>

I gotta go study now...</p>

Wow, I hate Java.</p>

 

You are pitiful.</p>

But enough about Europe.</p>

Do you want to trade?</p>

 

urg</p>

 

My team is awful</p>

From downtown, behind the arc</p>

Trade me a sniper.</p>

 

Adonal Foyle?</p>

Can he drain that long range three?</p>

Get him nao! Really!</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

My team is awful</p>

From downtown, behind the arc</p>

Trade me a sniper.</p>

</div></p>

</p>

I would like to trade</p>

one of my many SGs,</p>

like Cuttino M.</p>

</p>

I will trade to you</p>

Cuttino and JR Smith</p>

for one star, one scrub.</p>

</p>

 

Adonal Foyle</p>

Looking good in pre-season</p>

He can't be human.</p>

 

Cuttino & Earl</p>

Aren't worth a star, together</p>

I only want one.</p>

 

My team's awful, too</p>

What I think it really needs</p>

Is a crotch-grabber</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Jigga thinks he's slick</p>

I know he likes tranny porn</p>

Gives him a boner</p>

</div></p>

</p>

/me enters the fray.</p>

Speaking of those damn trannies?</p>

How is your mother?</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Cuttino & Earl</p>

Aren't worth a star, together</p>

I only want one.</p>

</div></p>

</p>

No, not a REAL star</p>

a player better than them</p>

and one that is worse</p>

 

Regardless of that</p>

I only want one, not both</p>

They are redundant.</p>

 

It's a free for all!
Haiku 'dozens' on yo mom
She has klinefelters</p>

Think I'll have to cut
Was swayed by the preseason
Time to drop Josh Boone</p>

 

I think i passed test.</p>

It was java midterm, fun..</p>

Not too easy, tho.</p>

 

Java's not that bad
I find it pretty easy
Grande Moca Cream</p>

 

Yuck, coffee is gross.
I'd rather stick with OJ,
the best morning drink.</p>

I'm about to watch Saw.
The Second Saw, this is..hm.
Better than the first?</p>

 

It's all the same man
First one has better ending
So thats about it</p>