The Nets Haiku Thread

HA HA! I DID IT!
Finally sat on my nuts
Oh god, what a rush</p>

 

Hm...a rush of pain?
That doesn't sound fun to me.
Bring back OT thread!</p>

 

The Celtics got scared
Surrendered preseason game
We're still number 1</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (peg182)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

Downunderwonder!
How did your Euro-trip go?
Meet any hotties?</p>

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Traveled with Girlfriend</p>

Yes, Eye Candy a plenty</p>

Looked, didnt touch... hehehe</p>

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dumpy)</div><div class='quotemain'></p>

where did you visit?</p>

I've been to Europe a lot.</p>

Met Mrs. D. there.</p>

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Portugal, Awesome!</p>

Holland, full of dumb frat boys</p>

England, Rain, Rain, Rain...</p>

Spent a lotta time in London but got to Aberdeen, Fort William, Glastonbury(festival), Eindhoven, Amsterdam, Oporto, Lisboa, Sintra, Lagos... saw some awesome music, and a whole bunch of wicked stuff you cant experience in Perth W.Australia. Googlemap my city, its a 5 hour flight from the nearest big city!</p>

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Downunderwonder
thank god that you are back bud
its magnifico</p>

 

Oh, how sweet it is</p>

Reunited nets brethren</p>

55 wins or bust!</p>

 

Hey, Sean Williams</p>

Make All-Rookie team, or bust!</p>

Get the R-O-Y!</p>

 

Has it been three days?
This thread can't be left idle...
Haiku's rule Nets board.</p>

 

Watch Drawn Together
That and "It's Always Sunny"
It's one big AIDS joke</p>

 

Haikus rule the board</p>

But definitely not Peg</p>

She's just a princess.</p>

 

Oh snap! You got served
Defend your honor! Dance back!
A Gentleman's war</p>

 

Jigga instigates</p>

Dance? I'll tapdance on his face</p>

And then drop a deuce.</p>

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A princess? No way.
The Fresh Prince, definitely.
Kid = Carlton.</p>

 

Argyle Sweater
All up in your grill-face, bro
Please do not tase me</p>

 

Hilarie is hot.
Anyone else watch Fresh Prince?
Top 3 fav of mine.</p>

Sean had a good night.
And at the end of the game...
he swatted that shit</p>

 

Hillary is loud
Regina's hair was too short
Forgot the third one</p>

Peg you're losing this
Defend your honor my man
Awaits rebuttal</p>

 

Ha-Ha you said butt</p>

Do it again, never old</p>

My butt in peg's face.</p>

 

I am the strongest</p>

Peg is weak like the Ukraine</p>

You frail little boy.</p>

 

Weak like 7 days
I blast you like Hi Tek does
Spitting haiku rhymes</p>