The Nets Haiku Thread

Only one field goal</p>

NBA range 3 for the win</p>

Worst.Ending.Ever.</p>

 

Best ending ever.</p>

I knew that shot was going</p>

As soon as it left</p>

 

Howard, Amare,
Martin, Bosh, KG, and Sean
I see no difference</p>

 

I hate thanksgiving.</p>

There is too much family.</p>

I need quiet time.</p>

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My daughter is five</p>

She won't stop talking, ever</p>

It drives me bonkers.</p>

</p>

Look what I did now:</p>

I built a tower of blocks</p>

It didn't last long.</p>

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I get too stressed out</p>

when my family is here</p>

Maybe I should sleep.</p>

 

I like Antoine Wright</p>

But he is the worst player</p>

on my fant'sy team.</p>

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Why, oh why did I</p>

cut McCants, Gibson, and Blatche?</p>

Why did I keep Wright?</p>

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Least it's not all bad.</p>

Still haveWebster, Navarro</p>

and Louis Williams.</p>

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Not enough to win.</p>

I must dominate this league</p>

At least beat KC.</p>

 

You want R McCants?</p>

One for fifteen kills my team</p>

If you miss, don't shoot!</p>

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Thanksgiving is nice</p>

My family is tiny</p>

I have one cousin.</p>

 

I like R McCants.</p>

But I don't know what he's worth.</p>

'cause turnovers kill.</p>

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I also have a small family</p>

but they still drive me crazy.</p>

Sister has issues.</p>

 

Blatche is pretty good.
He's a Syracuse product.
You should have kept him.</p>

I like Thanksgiving.
It's fun, food is really good.
Past two, not that great.</p>

Last year, with my ex.
This year, felt sick in morning,
And in afternoon.</p>

Ate stuffing, the best.
Played a little cranium.
Overall, not bad.</p>

 

I crush Cranium
I am a jack-of-all-trades
A renaissance man</p>

My family is huge
Dad's oldest of eleven!
60 people here</p>

Fly back tomorrow
Just in time for Lakers game
Watch at normal time.</p>

Thanksgiving fosters
Some creative poetry
Hm, 4 to a post</p>

 

Time off from Haiku's
Builds up creativity.
Now, it all comes out.</p>

Similar to when
Kid comes out of the closet
To the S2 boards!</p>

 

Me, out of closet?</p>

Admiring black male models</p>

Your avatar's gay.</p>

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Send me your address</p>

I will pay for your car fare</p>

And then beat your ass.</p>

 

Wow I'm Really Bored</p>

That bored I am Posting here</p>

In this shitty thread.</p>

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Just Kidding</p>

 

Thanksgiving? Turkey?</p>

Its 37&deg;C!</p>

I love my city</p>

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Radmanovic. Miss!</p>

Give the ball to Kobe dude!</p>

Actually, Go nets!</p>

 

As Ghoti learned last week</p>

Some robots have buzzsaw hands.</p>

Thusly, dead humans.</p>

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Sean Williams. Swat!</p>

Lean, mean, aerial machine.</p>

Where's Freddie Weis now?</p>

 

I wanna leave school.
It's so boring. And I'm tired.
Get me outta here!</p>

What's goin on now?
Why are the Nets losing?
Hm. Disappointing.</p>

 

They are not losing.</p>

Course, they're not winning either.</p>

I guess they just are.</p>

 

We're 7 and 8
Mediocracy limbo
Although slightly worse</p>

 

Top ten in income.</p>

Only one not mod or up.</p>

Adminship now please </p>

 

Deltron Zero sucks.</p>

I will crush them like a bug,</p>

despite fewer games.</p>