The Nets Haiku Thread

What's Deltron Zero?</p>

Who thought up of that lame name?</p>

Sounds Ashy to me.</p>

 

Is that an excuse?</p>

The schedule favors I</p>

As do the players.</p>

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You have good players</p>

but you don't know how to win.</p>

I know strategy.</p>

 

Fantasy games hard.</p>

I have always sucked at maths</p>

Number crunching, "meh"....</p>

 

GMJigga falls</p>

Like countless others before.*</p>

Shut his system down.</p>

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*4</p>

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Wait till you play me.</p>

This human will not die soon.</p>

Alive and pooping.</p>

 

You mistake the flames
I'm reborn like the phoenix
GMJigga lives</p>

 

GMJ and Shake
Matching avatars = awesome
Solidarity</p>

 

Tony Romo? Gay.
That pic really burns my eyes.
Get that outta here.</p>

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On the other hand,
Johnny's smooth good looks are fine.
easy on the eyes.</p>

 

Dumpy's "sweet sixteen"*
One day he'll use firefox
*Kid Chocolate's idea</p>

 

Hard to see Dumpy</p>

As a bitchy teenage girl.</p>

Dumpy's daughter? hm.</p>

 

She is sick tonight.</p>

Has a fever and threw up.</p>

Hope she feels better.</p>

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Here is the worst part:</p>

I have a big call 'morrow</p>

she can't disturb me.</p>

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Jigga is talking</p>

about my 16-dupe post.</p>

I hate explorer.</p>

 

Hope she feels better.</p>

Tell her mynetsforlife says...</p>

She is very hot.</p>

 

Saw those 16 posts.
Is that a first on S2?
Pretty Crazy, man.</p>

Switch to Mozilla.
I've really grown to love it.
It's a good browser.</p>

 

16 posts? Hm? What?</p>

Someone want to fill me in?</p>

Pretty, pretty please?</p>

 

Double, or Triple
But I've never seen sixteen
Read the forum, bro</p>

 

16tuple post?</p>

Where did Dumpy do that thing?</p>

Link please? Thread title.</p>

 

Here it is, mynets
Sorry to call you out, Dumps
But its worth a laugh </p>

 

The link is right here.
Hm, Has it been done before?
I'm not so sure. Rar</p>

 

We're playing like doo
No matter who we play now
I expect a loss.</p>