The Nets Haiku Thread

Oh sweet, the new site
It looks better than before
A lot to learn, though

 

This site, confusing.
No table tags? No div tags?
You're better than that.

 

Love the new design.
The editor can be hard.
Dream Weaver, helps lots.

 

Highlight thread: defunct
Since youtube tags aren't working
Learn html?

 

Wait, Jigga. Edit!
Video tags work just fine.
Replace youtube tags!

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Oh yeah, just make sure
Can't be spaces within tags.
Delete all spaces!

 

Going to the game!
I sit right behind Dave D
Ratner flirts with him

 

Jigga sits with Kidd
Tries to flirt with him all game
He likes the gropage! =)

DD is fun
Especially wit drunk girls
they just keep talking...

 

Robots, beseiged, say:
Damn Sean Marion's last half!
Retreat to chargers.

 

The New Year has come!
And peg has not gotten drunk.
What a travesty!

 

Underage Drinking?
The cops are on their way.
You gonna get raped.

 

Rape jokes are passe
You need to get with the times
Now: Klinefelter jokes.

 

Girls next door is great
Hot, dumb girls, running around
All half-naked. YESSS!

 

Oh my god. My eyes;
what horrors they have just seen.
Damn I love College.

 

What, no new haikus?
Surely there are some muses
Positive, or bad

Josh Boone: Champion
Vanilla Thunder will strike
And dunk on yo face

 

This thread still remains.
It is our final bunker.
Hit the deck! Hit it!

 

Yep, the haiku thread.
The final bastion of hope:
our sanctuary!

I'm watching "True Life"
"I want to do playboy, mom!"
But you are ugly

Nets fans are loyal
If we weren't, there would be none
Why put up with this?

 

computer is trashed.
I'm really missing S2.
Lend me 300?

 

I would, if I could.
But I gave it to Jigga.
Child Sup, stupid Judge.

 

Thought you meant the flim
The trailer was much better:
The rare promo clip