The Nets Haiku Thread

New poster attempt:
Gets it right on the first try!
5,7,5. Nice!

Parents are Nets fans
They actually read the board
So way to go, guys.

 

Thank you all you guys
I am loving this forum
People here are nice


'Cause I'm a newbie
don't know who Jigga's mom is
Did she really die?

 

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

 

The best rebuttal.
Got pulled on me in high school
There is no response.

 

The Mavs lost again
People say it is Karma
I say ha ha ha!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 26 2008, 07:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>The best rebuttal.
Got pulled on me in high school
There is no response.</div>
At times, not funny.
On some rare occurrences.
When it's really true.

 

Not dead; just tired
From getting pounded all night
Butthole's contracting

 

F'ed DADDY's mommy,
Gave her Daddy Chocolate then
Punched her in the face

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 28 2008, 12:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>F'ed DADDY's mommy,
Gave her Daddy Chocolate then
Punched her in the face</div>

Incestuous Freak
Dont forget Daddy's Daddy
Grandpa feels left out

 

Note the use of caps
It was clearly your mother
Your sister took pics

 

I'm always in Caps
I'm the man and you knooooooooow daaaaaaaaaat
the kid got paaaaaaaaaaaaaper

 

You know that only
attention whore uses caps.
Hey DADDY, grow up

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Mar 28 2008, 02:37 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>You know that only
attention whore uses caps.
Hey DADDY, grow up</div>

after all this time
you still can't do it right
second line has six

 

But "uses" are two
Because its a plural word
Though it should not be.

Peg, edit a 'ku?
That should be sacrilegious
At least fix grammar.

 

Tried to make it right
Formatted it correctly
Grammatic failure

 

tired, but could not sleep
still thinking about the game
at 4:33

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Mar 28 2008, 03:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>But "uses" are two
Because its a plural word
Though it should not be.

Peg, edit a 'ku?
That should be sacrilegious
At least fix grammar.</div>

I'm not sure what's worse.
My misplacement of an "s"
Or your bad grammar

Really, 1st grade stuff
"It" doesn't own "plural word"
You should know this stuff.

 

'Ku writers bicker?
Now that is sacrilegious.
Why have Vince fans, then?

 

The streak has now stopped
The year that Jason Kidd leaves
Now lottery bound

Hope we draft Mayo
We need a big-time SG
CDR's decent

 

Mayo would be nice.
Gallinari wouldn't be bad.
No bigs, pretty please.