The Nets Haiku Thread

Although he is raw
I like Donte Green a lot.
But he's not refined.

For our second pick
I hope we draft Brandon Rush
Um, sorry Ager.

 

Girardi: Genius.
Joe: Small ball at its finest.
Oh, Wang was good, too.

 

Let's pick Johnny Flynn
Who cares if he's staying
We'll force him to come.

If not him, I say..
we should pick up players from
Memphis or Kansas.

That's the way to go
For a winning mentality
Players from great teams.

 

Season is over
Couldn't take it anymore
Stern shows us mercy.

 

Love to schadenfreude
I schadenfreude all day long man
schadenfreude towards Kidd.

 

Jigga changes name
I'm alot less confused now
Haiku skills, rusty.

 

"I swear I'm a guy"
Said the young Peg 182
"Don't think I'm a girl"

 

Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!

 

New layout is tops
New school, not ostentatious
a delicate blend.

 

A Top 10 draft pick
Awesome potential at hand
To screw it all up.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 29 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!</div>

This is funny sh*t
I can't believe what I read
I'm waiting for more

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 11:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 29 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!</div>

This is funny sh*t
I can't believe what I read
I'm waiting for more
</div>

It is impressive
When first timers in this thread
Use correct 'Ku form

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 10:55 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 11:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (pegs @ Apr 29 2008, 10:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Well it isn't my fault
Dumb people thought I'm female
I have testicles!</div>

This is funny sh*t
I can't believe what I read
I'm waiting for more
</div>

It is impressive
When first timers in this thread
Use correct 'Ku form
</div>


huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus
</div>
oh, alright...can you gimmie a crash course real quick then...I wanna play...lol

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus
</div>
oh, alright...can you gimmie a crash course real quick then...I wanna play...lol
</div>

Stop posting non-Kus
That's all there is to it, man
NJ Nets culture.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:28 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:05 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>huh? that's 5-7-5 what did I do wrong?</div>

Nothing, it was right!
But that post isn't a ku!
All posts must be kus
</div>
oh, alright...can you gimmie a crash course real quick then...I wanna play...lol
</div>

Stop posting non-Kus
That's all there is to it, man
NJ Nets culture.
</div>


ummm...that's my point...what's a "non-Ku"? Isn't a Hiku a poem with the first line 5 syl. the second line 7 and then the last one 5?

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ummm...that's my point...what's a "non-Ku"? Isn't a Hiku a poem with the first line 5 syl. the second line 7 and then the last one 5?</div>

That's not a haiku
A sentence, just a non-ku
All posts must be kus

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ May 21 2008, 11:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>ummm...that's my point...what's a "non-Ku"? Isn't a Hiku a poem with the first line 5 syl. the second line 7 and then the last one 5?</div>

That's not a haiku
A sentence, just a non-ku
All posts must be kus
</div>


Dude, I'm so lost then...

http://volweb.utk.edu/school/bedford/harrisms/haiku.htm

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (NattaNerNuttaMan @ May 21 2008, 12:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Dude, I'm so lost then...

http://volweb.utk.edu/school/bedford/harrisms/haiku.htm</div>

You keep making posts
In this thread that aren't haikus
Make all your posts kus!