The Nets Haiku Thread

This thread still exists?
Bill Cosby is on tv
Preach, Doc, preach to 'em!

 

Robin Lopez- yuck.
Why the hell take him at ten?
Westbrook, Danilo.

 

Alexis, JJ
I'm an easy guy to please
But please, no Robin

 

Thousand more posters
A ton from Beijing, China
Yet no new haikus?

 

Haikus aren't Chinese
From Japan, with Bushido
China=Mexico

(signs don't count as syllables!)

 

Oop, I'm a dumb-o
I guess I'm not that cultured
Yeah, that's all I got

 

Haha, what a noob.
New Nets fans should still join in
Go ahead, try it!

 

I was bored today
So I wrote an article
Sam Clancy-read it!

 

Posters from China
Have no concept of grammar
Probly won't read this

 

the Nets cheerleaders
make Milwaukee's cheerleaders
look like transvestites

 

Do you like Ellen Page?
That is the girl from Juno.
I would marry her.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Jul 10 2008, 03:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Do you like Ellen Page?
That is the girl from Juno.
I would marry her. </div>

Use Proper 'Ku Form
Or get the fudge outta here
You haiku noobie

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Kid Chocolate @ Jul 10 2008, 02:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ace @ Jul 10 2008, 03:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Do you like Ellen Page?
That is the girl from Juno.
I would marry her. </div>

Use Proper 'Ku Form
Or get the fudge outta here
You haiku noobie
</div>
You talking to me?
Your the one that is a noob
With theses fake haiku

 

Your first line had 6
Thats what D&G would do
A big Nets faux-pas

 

I can never get
these right thats why
i'm not a nets fan

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jul 10 2008, 08:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I can never get
these right thats why
i'm not a nets fan


</div>

um, "These right that's why?"
That's only four syllables
It should be seven!

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (GMJigga @ Jul 10 2008, 08:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jul 10 2008, 08:38 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>I can never get
these right thats why
i'm not a nets fan


</div>

um, "These right that's why?"
That's only four syllables
It should be seven!
</div>

Damn it, I knew something was wrong. haha

We need a thread to train everyone that doesn't know.

 

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CelticKing @ Jul 10 2008, 08:45 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}></div><div class='quotemain'>Damn it, I knew something was wrong. haha

We need a thread to train everyone that doesn't know. </div>

What the hell is this?
I don't even see 3 lines
That's a poor attempt

There is such a thread
You are posting in it now
And now you are learned

 

alright here it is

again I will do the 'ku

and like that be cool

 

You are only cool
If you are a cool Nets fan
Sorry, CelticKing