OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

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  1. tlongII

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    I don’t, just dogs.
     
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    That's exactly how my girlfriend, myself, my step brother, and 4 year old nephew got covid. He went to a summer science camp, which was basically an interactive pre-school type of environment. In Florida. A teacher was positive but asymptomatic. I mean, we are all fine by now, but my nephew's 80 year grandma could have got it, my girlfriend's oldr parents could have got it. This shit isn't theoretical. It is happening, and will continue to happen, and shit is going to get bad.
     
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    Close the schools!

    3600 positive students and faculty in LA.

    My buddy is a doctor and his kids preschool teacher tested positive too so he had to isolate. Told him he should had just gone to Vegas.
     
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    we've all already seen over half a million of them meet that fate...see how that works? The virus will kill more people than burka police ever have in history
     
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    So no evidence of harm to kids. Might be uncomfortable for some. Got it.
     
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    Antivaxers Think Their ‘Pure’ Semen Will Skyrocket in Value

    Many men assign a massive amount of importance to their own semen. That's not news to anyone: Throughout history, people have believed all kinds of mystical things about cum and its supposed magical powers of longevity, energy, and machismo. Only recently have people who believe these things been able to find each other en masse, online—which is how we get beliefs like "unvaccinated sperm will be the next Bitcoin."

    Unvaccinated conspiracy theorists think that their dick, balls, and cum are more pure than the rest of the population's, and that refusing the COVID-19 vaccine (which has been proven to be nearly 100 percent effective in preventing hospitalization and death from the virus around the world) will make the market value of their semen skyrocket.

    Some people are refusing the vaccine because they fear long-term side effects, and are skeptical of the government "rushing" the process (the vaccines were evaluated on tens of thousands of participants in clinical trials, according to the CDC). They're waiting to watch the side effects of what they view as an "experimental" treatment unfold on those who trusted the science. As the vaccinated population eventually crumbles, the unvaccinated will rise up to repopulate the planet, according to adherents to this theory.

    It's a particularly popular notion on r/NoNewNormal, an anti-mask, anti-vax subreddit that was quarantined by Reddit this week. "I’m going to retire as a 'cum cow' " one person wrote in a thread about the sperm theory.


    To the moon. EL PRESIDENTE is already investing.
     
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    Shit this is a great idea. Let’s offer free cruises for a year to all anti vaxxers and anti maskers. Our treat. Please, go around the world (you can’t leave the ship). Eat, drink, and have a covilicious time. Throw em overboard as the Covid spreads.
     
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    MCP meets antivaxxer. Oi vey.
     
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    You should consider Australia as a potential place to relocate. They are locking people in their homes, pepper spraying unmasked children and arresting people who are caught outside. Not allowed to remove your mask to drink a beer. Paradise. They’ve even deployed the military to enforce the measures. Sounds right up your alley.
     
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    and you should consider Florida...right up your alley....they'll show the world about masks! Pepper spraying children......never happen in Florida! Own the libs! Test out that immune system! They say you can actually pepper spray anyone in a mask in Florida!
     
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    I've just realized that you program infomercials for past midnight TV programming.....this place is just scratch paper for you to work out some material!
     
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    The FEDs were doing most of that in Portland last summer.
     
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    Holy. Fuck.

    That was it. That was the cringiest thing I’ve ever experienced. I’m now considering adopting the theory that we do indeed live in a simulation.
     
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    too many weird rodents and spiders and snakes and shit. otherwise sounds great.
     
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    I guess his prayer therapy didn't quite do what he thought it would
     

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