Don't ever stop because I enjoy your fact based humor a great deal. Is this what you wanted, master? Please don't ever keel haul me again.
I call bullshit. I've heard that women and small children stick their fingers in their ears when you sing. Besides given a few drinks we all think we could be professional singers.
There are assholes everywhere. Have you tried driving on the freeway lately or anywhere else for that matter?
True, I had a bunch of people yelling and screaming at me yesterday as I was minding my own business, driving across the playground at the elementary school. barfo
I was actually having a weird conversation with some friends lately and the premise was this: You can only eat potatoes for the rest of your life, but out of the five preparations, you can only choose 4. Baked potato, mashed potatoes, french fries, scalloped potatoes, tatertots. Which do you get rid of? I agree, this could be the stupidest conversation anyone has ever had.