OT I guess we're all supposed to be outraged over M&Ms now

• The changes, which will take effect immediately, gives the characters a more modern look to emphasize each character's 'personalities'
• The biggest changes appear to be to the two explicitly female M&Ms, the green and brown ones
• Mars, the maker of the candies, has been criticized in the past for making the green M&M 'too sexy' and a possible flirtation with the brown M&M
• The solution appears to be the green M&M losing her stiletto boots in favor of sneakers and the brown M&M wearing slightly lower heels than before
• Mars wants the green M&M to be 'better represented to reflect confidence and empowerment, as a strong female, and known for much more than her boots'
• The red M&M - who has vacillated between leader and bully toward the other M&Ms - will be adjusted to be more kind to his fellow characters

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...acters-reflect-dynamic-progressive-world.html

SlyPokerDog said:

@ABM will lead us in the pearl-clutching!

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SlyPokerDog said:

@ABM will lead us in the pearl-clutching!

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SlyPokerDog said:

M&Ms go woke! Chocolate giant will trade green M&M character's stilettos for sneakers and end her rivalry with brown M&M in order to reflect 'a more dynamic, progressive world'

• The changes, which will take effect immediately, gives the characters a more modern look to emphasize each character's 'personalities'
• The biggest changes appear to be to the two explicitly female M&Ms, the green and brown ones
• Mars, the maker of the candies, has been criticized in the past for making the green M&M 'too sexy' and a possible flirtation with the brown M&M
• The solution appears to be the green M&M losing her stiletto boots in favor of sneakers and the brown M&M wearing slightly lower heels than before
• Mars wants the green M&M to be 'better represented to reflect confidence and empowerment, as a strong female, and known for much more than her boots'
• The red M&M - who has vacillated between leader and bully toward the other M&Ms - will be adjusted to be more kind to his fellow characters

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...acters-reflect-dynamic-progressive-world.html

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Chris Craig said:

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crandc said:

I don't eat M & Ms. Bad quality chocolate.

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crandc said:

I don't eat M & Ms. Bad quality chocolate.

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SlyPokerDog said:

Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucke...ow-hes-no-longer-attracted-to-the-brown-mandm

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SlyPokerDog said:

Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucke...ow-hes-no-longer-attracted-to-the-brown-mandm

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Hoopguru said:

No more Joan Crawford hi heels!

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crandc said:

I don't eat M & Ms. Bad quality chocolate.

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SlyPokerDog said:

Tucker Carlson Whines He’s No Longer Attracted to the Brown M&M

https://www.thedailybeast.com/tucke...ow-hes-no-longer-attracted-to-the-brown-mandm

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SlyPokerDog said:

“M&M’s will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing and totally androgynous. Until the moment you wouldn’t want to have a drink with any one of them. That’s the goal.”

- Cucker Tarlson

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Natebishop3 said:

M&M's suck.

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stampedehero said:

Tucker Carlson is an idiot. M&M's are essential to any good diet.

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Orion Bailey said:

Eminem was always a barrier pusher. Outraged many people!!!

Slimy shadys cool tho.

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